Well everyone's least favorite fake-straight guy, Clay Aiken, has impregnated ..... wait for it.... a woman! A day later the news hit that ... he had artificially impregnated this woman. And by woman I mean, elder. She is over 50, old enough to be Clay's mama. She is a "super fan" .. a Claymate if you shall. Sadly enough, my lovely mother is also a Claymate. In love with Clay from day one on American Idol. (this is after he used to attend the charlotte gay club Scorpios which I used to frequent). She had a scary infatuation with Clay. Sure he has a good voice, but he's not my cup of tea. My biggest problem with Clay is that he pretends to be a southern gentleman, and he pretends to be straight. Evidence proves he is not a southern gentleman (remember when he smacked that woman on the airplane?). And he is not straight (uhm he smacked a woman .. oh artificially impregnates a 50 year old to become a father). My mom hates when people call Clay gay .. because he's perfect in her eyes I suppose and she doesn't want him flawed like her poor sinner son (haha ... I do love my mom though). So at first thought I was like - well now mom will be happy hes gonna be a dad (not that having a child with a woman makes you straight .. tom cruise), but then the artificial evidence came out, and I realized now she may have to come to the realization the rest of the world has come too .. that Clay is a big ole bottom.
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