Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Lil' Kim on the Top again with Paso Doble

Lil' Kim scored the highest score of the night in her solo dance (the seductive paso doble) and in her group dance (the sexy tango done to Britney's Womanizer).


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Grey Gardens online

Don't have HBO - want to see Grey Gardens ... here it is ONLINE for FREE.


Vote for SNOW!

My favorite Dancer ever on So You Think You Can Dance = Snow, is now in the running to be one of the pro's on dancing with the stars. To remind you all why you should vote for this sexpot, here you go:

Lil' Kims sexy Rumba

Lil' Kim is through another week of Dancing With the Stars, this time with a sexy rumba!

and heres a cute ass video of her and her partner clothes shopping together


OH NO! This is horrible. Amy Winehouse has accidentally burned herself while cooking pasta! In case youre wondering if it was drug related, it wasn't. She was cooking for friends in her apartment when she accidentally knocked over a pot of boiling water. And it looks horrific! However Amy's rep said: "Shes not in pain, and it looks much worse than it is." GET BETTER AMY!

Amy lookin Pretty

Amy is still enjoying fun in the sun at St. Lucia as she continues to record her album. These are some of the best pictures I've seen of Amy in a long while. Keep it up!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Megan in a Car

Megan Joy, still my girl, is interviewed from some rando in the back of a car.

Lil's prom pic and other funnies


Megan on Ellen!

My Girl Megan Joy on Ellen!!!
she FLIES IN and sings AMAZING!

Jessica Pimps GG on Ellen

Jessica Lange promotes her AMAZING performance in Grey Gardens on Ellen.
This woman is and always will be my favorite actress

I Love Little Edie

Little Edie the Dancing and Fashion Queen!

Drew pimps Grey Gardens

I SAW GREY GARDENS earlier this week - and it is simply BRILLIANT!
Here is Drew Barrymore (who has made an amazing turn in her career with her performance in this film) interviewing about the film on David Letterman.

Coming Soon: Anti-Christ

My favorite director: Lars Von Trier (Breaking the Waves, Dancer in the Dark, Dogville, and Maderlay) is about to release his latest film .. and its a departure from form (in a way). Its a horror film, ANTICHRIST, and it looks TERRIFYING.

Here is the brand spankin new trailer:

I just cried at work

I LITERALLY just cried at work.

... WOW ...


(sorry i couldn't post it)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

In honor of tonights Idol

Since American Idol is tonight ... lets laugh:

Reviews for Grey Gardens come in

Although it doesnt premiere until Saturday on HBO. Some reviews have trickled in for Grey Gardens. Here's what I could find:

"Grey Gardens is a must-see for those fascinated by the lore of the U.S.' modern Camelot, as well as another sure to be lavishly adorned movie for HBO."

"Barrymore and Lange deliver vibrant, wonderfully theatrical turns, with Barrymore in particular seeming delighted to sink her teeth into a character this meaty after a blur of relatively forgettable romantic comedies."

**** stars

"Jessica Lange is brilliant. She plays deluded forcefully, ages credibly and brings pathos to sometimes pathetic behavior."

"It seems destiny that Jessica Lange will be rewarded with every possible accolade for television films, coming awards season."

"Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore turn in the best performances of their careers!"

"As true to the documentary as it could be, with allowing us a glimpse into the Beale's younger lives, Grey Gardens is a four star production."

"The HBO film "Grey Gardens" shines new light on old subjects, and the result -- including a fantastic performance from Drew Barrymore -- is beyond entertaining."

"Jessica Lange also brings Big Edie into focus more sharply than the documentary did. She is a revelation."



"The Ultimate Betrayal" by Amy Winehouse

The latest Blake news (which I havent even reported because I hate him) is that when in rehab he got a 19 year old girl, who is also an addict, pregnant. And last week she revealed to the London media that she would be having Blake's child. Meanwhile Blake is trying to sue Amy for adultery, for millions of dollars. Doesn't seem like that will work now will it Blake?! Fool.

Anyhow Amy has obviously been distraught over the news, but luckily she seems to be channeling it into her music. She penned the song "The Ultimate Betrayal" the day the news dropped. And currently is said to be writing the music for the song. One of her record execs took a moment to comment on the tune:

“Amy still felt they had something between them and that one day they'd be together again. She sat down with her guitar and started writing 'The Ultimate Betrayal'…She keeps repeating the line: 'Blake a baby, no, no, no.' it’s very haunting. And more importantly its very beautiful. It's wonderful to see Amy, again, taking a negative and fusing it creatively into music. The song will be on her new album. She is very proud of it, and so are we."

When Amy meets the Gorillaz

Amy Winehouse has put a weeks hold on her 3rd album, to record a collaboration with the indie rock/rap band The Gorillaz! They are a very exciting "animated" band, who most recently collaborated with Madonna at the Grammys a few years back. However Amy's label is not pleased with the news. An insider said:

"[Her label] were not happy to say the least. They want Amy to get cracking on her new album, and she has barely recorded 3 demos. Imagine how they felt when they realised she had agreed to work with Gorillaz? They couldn't believe it. It's an unnecessary distraction. They think she should invest all her energy in her own music. She should be knuckling down and delivering the goods."

Oh well .. I am just overjoyed there may soon be a new Amy track out there!

Amys topless protest

Amy Winehouse was not happy last week when St. Lucia enforced a new law on her. Amy, who has vacationed on the island, and now is recording her album there, has enjoyed walking along the beaches topless for months. But now - St. Lucia has banned topless sunbathing on the island. Amy, surely not happy she couldnt care her boobies anymore, then ran around her resort hotel with her top off, boobs flapping, yelling and angered. An onlooker said:

"She seems to like lounging around topless and might have had enough of being told what to do. She was talking to herself as she ran and flailing her arms around but we couldn't tell what she was saying - it didn't make a bit of sense. But she certainly didn't seen to mind that her breasts were out for everyone to see."

You go girl! Fight the system!

Jason Castro SIGNED

My favorite Idol from last years batch, Jason Castro, struck it big this week and was signed to Atlantic Records. Honestly I wonder why it took so long. Castro became the first Idol to ever land #1 on the itunes charts with his download of "Over the Rainbow" which he performed on the show. I cannot wait for the album, he's quite good - and not bad to look at :)


Lil' Kim reigned supreme last night on Dancing with the stars, getting the highest score of the night - and turning in the best dance. Lil Kim went back to jail when she danced an AMAZING jive to "Jailhouse Rock". Watch this PLEASE! She is truly AMAZING!

Also it seems Lil' Kims music career is also improving with her dancing exposure. Her new song "Download" was the most added song to urban and pop channels last week!! YES! Here's some behind the scenes video of Lil Kim and her dancing partner Derek at the video shoot for Download!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Coming Soon: Cheri

Michelle Pfieffer is getting much Oscar buzz for her latest film, Cheri. It also features what looks like a stellar performance by Kathy Bates as well. I am intruiged, I love Miss Pfieffer

Megan's Press Tour Continues

Megan was asked to be on Access Hollywood yesterday AND sing.
Here she is, again singing "Walking After Midnight" - and this is by far the best performance of the song! AWESOME! I just love her!

(you'll have to click on the link)


Here she is on the Today show as well!

And here is an awkward interview with Megan .. being interviewed by Kara (ew)

MTV Top 10 Albums EVER

MTV just released its 10 best albums of ALL time.
Exciting and shocking results!

1. Michael Jackson – Thriller
2. The Beatles - The White Album
3. Guns'n'Roses – Appetite for Destruction
4. Radiohead – OK Computer
5. Nirvana – Nevermind
6. Amy Winehouse – Back To Black
7. U2 – The Joshua Tree
8. Oasis – (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
9. Jagged Little Pill - Alanis Morissette
10. Electric Ladyland - Jimmi Hendrix

what are your thoughts?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Megan still HOT

Megan is still hot - that is not on physical, but she is still getting interviews all over the place. Here she is in the 2 most recent ones:

TV Guide Channel

and here Video Interview with Entertainment Weekly

American Idol: Top 8

This week American Idol went back to the year the contestants were born. And I will admit all I wanted to see was Megan's baby pictures, but alas America is foolish and booted her last week. I almost must admit I care a lot less now. Mainly because my favorite left, is a shoe in to win or at least make the finals. However, he always trumps himself. And he gets me excited in the show all over again! LONG LIVE ADAM .. the rest are just struggling to survive. However there were a couple surprises tonight:

#1) - ADAM - Mad World! Now here is Mad vocals, they always refer too. Yet again, Adam has topped himself, and this was his best performance to date in my book. He took a great song, and actually improved upon it. I loved it.

#2) - ALLISON - She's back in form this week. I have found her to become kinda bleh and boring, but this week she was on point. She can sing, there is no doubt about it. She beter not be in the bottom this week.

#3) - MATT - Matt is someone I liked in the beginning and up until now have just forgotten about. He has been boring and odd the past few weeks, but he really shined tonight. He was soo close to being my second place choice. Good job Matt. I hope he continues this and doesn't revert back to blandness.

#4) - KRIS - It gets tough now because I thought everyone else was bad. Kris was least bad I guess. Certainly his worst performance so far - nothing special.

#5) - ANOOP - Although it put me to sleep, and was his most boring job yet (which is tough) it was more in key than my last 3. He is a waste of a spot though. He should have left last week.

#6) - DANNY - Being the other frontrunner (with Adam) he is sooo unimpressive its scary. This was actually bad. Sometimes I think his vocals are okay, even though I hate him, but this week he butchered a perfectly good song. Awful!

#7) - SCOTT - Wow! Scott is just awful. There is no way of getting around it. And this week may have been his worst yet. And his fake guitar playing was embarrassing to say the least. However, he places higher than my last place finisher because he has personality and is kinda fun.

#8) - LIL - TERRIBLE! MIMIC! AWFUL! She is soooo boring it hurts. This better be the week she lands in the bottom. She deserves it. UNBELIEVABLE how they can say she can sing when there is no proof.

bottom 3 should be: Lil, Scott, Danny (with Lil or Scott leaving)

bottom 3 will be: Scott, Anoop, Kris (with Anoop leaving)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Paris' New BFF

Looks like Paris Hilton found her new best friend:


Back to St. Lucia

My girl Amy Winehouse is back in her resort location St. Lucia, and is recording her third album. However that hasnt stopped her from enjoying the beach. Here's some shots of Amy out and about over the past week.

Courtney missing millions

Courtney Love is having more troubles. Her 2nd solo cd has yet to be released, and now she is missing TONS of money. Her attorney says the U.S. singer is attempting to track down tens of millions allegedly missing from her late husband's estate. The New York Post said Love has enlisted the help of lawyers, private investigators and forensic accountants in an effort to find out what happened to the money late grunge rocker Kurt Cobain left Love and their daughter Frances Bean.

"I have never seen such greed and moral turpitude." Love's attorney Rhonda J. Holmes from the Gordon & Holmes law firm in San Diego told the Post's Page Six about the allegedly missing money. "We will be filing civil cases... within the next 30 days. There are many, many millions missing. We've only been able to track down $30 million, but there is more."

Holmes said Love became aware of the situation when she ran out of money.

"It's no secret she struggled with substance-abuse issues, but in the last year she's taken a more serious approach to sobriety and started noticing things were wrong," Holmes told the newspaper. "We are also working with local and federal authorities. ... Many of those (involved with) the estate's coffers mismanaged, stole and outright looted it shamelessly."

Hope you get your money girl.
Release your cd - I'll buy it, there will be 15 bucks!

LA Times Interviews Megan

The morning after being eliminated, fallen "American Idol" singer Megan Joy still isn't making any apologies: not for herself or her brother.

Instead, after being told by Simon Cowell that she wouldn't be saved no matter how her final song went, Joy appeared to have a grand old time belting out Bob Marley's "Turn Your Lights Down Low" for the last time and making bird noises at the remaining contestants. She talked to Idoltracker this morning about how she got them to "caw" back, her brother's dissing of Kara DioGuardi, how she felt about telling Simon off and her secret passion for Cradle of Filth.

LA: How are you feeling after what happened last night?
Megan: I am tired and very excited to see my son. It’s been a couple of months. Every minute that passes is harder.

LA: You didn’t seem particularly sad. What were you thinking about?
Megan: I just woke up kind of knowing it was my time. I woke up with this feeling that I’d be going. So I decided to just have the best attitude that I could and get excited about what’s going to happen after.

LA: So you were actually looking forward to moving on?
Megan: It’s never fun to get cut from a competition. I was excited to show America that I could belt songs out like the rest of them. I was bummed not to have that chance. But I get to go home to my son, so how am I'm feeling? It’s kind of a tossup.

LA: Did you have a song picked out for next week?
Megan: I did. I was going to sing ‘Separate Lives’ by Phil Collins.

LA: What’s the deal with the bird thing?
Megan: I love birds and I’m just a big dork. I love making animal noises, and sometimes people think I’m funny, and I just decided to make a couple people laugh. The two people that think I’m funny.

LA: Was that an inside joke between you and Allison?
Megan: No, I just make noises all the time. All day yesterday I was like, ‘Guys, I think I’m going home. Please caw for me! Be my bird friends!’ And they were like, ‘Of course we will.’

LA: During the elimination, your brother yelled ‘Broken record!’ to Kara and they squabbled off-camera. What happened there?
Megan: I didn’t get to see it. He told me about it later. I just think it’s hilarious. My brother’s just like me. He is who he is and he represents me. He can’t take it when someone’s tearing me down, so he voiced his opinion. I think he’s hilarious.

LA: Talk to us about telling Simon that you didn’t care what he said.
Megan: I really didn’t mean to upset him. I had no idea that it was going to be like that. I didn’t want people to think I didn’t care about the competition. I just didn’t care that Simon didn’t like my song. I did care about what the judges thought because I wanted to keep progressing, but not personally for myself. If they don’t like what I do, that’s fine, but I’m not going to take it to heart, because I am who I am and I’m not going to change that. I sing how I sing, and if they don’t like it that’s cool. It’s not going to hurt my feelings.

LA: What was your best moment?
Megan: Getting through ‘Walking After Midnight,' because it was a flat-out miracle. It was absolutely insane. I don’t know how that happened. I was positive that I wasn’t going to be able to go on. Dress rehearsal an hour before I didn’t hit a single note, I was crying, I couldn’t sing at all. It was adrenaline. It was like an out-of-body experience. It was like watching myself. I don’t know how to explain it. It was really weird.

LA: We’ve heard that the real Megan Joy is a real serious metal head.
Megan: I can’t say I’m a very serious one, but I truly love it. And I listen to it just as much as I listen to anyone else.

LA: Did you want to let that side loose during ‘Idol’?
Megan: Well, I mean, I love listening to it, but I would never pick that music for myself. I would be featured in a metal song. If someone wanted me to sing a little part, I would. That would be awesome.

LA: What’s your favorite metal band?
Megan: Cradle of Filth.

LA: So you didn’t have in your mind that you wanted to one week do a Cradle of Filth song?
Megan: (Laughs) You know, if only they would have let me … . It could have been sick. Could have been sick!

LA: What’s been the hardest part of being on the show?
Megan: Being away from my baby.

LA: What about the process?
Megan: It was all really stressful, and sometimes I didn’t know if I could take anymore of it, but I don’t think anyone is given anything they can’t handle in life. If you’re thrown something I think you can handle it, and I managed to handle everything that they threw at me.

LA: On elimination nights, you always seemed OK. You seemed maybe less hurt by judges than other contestants.
Megan: I love life, and I just don’t let people bring me down because I don’t have time for it. I don’t think anyone should have time for it. It’s up to us how we let people affect us. I try to take good from everything and be postive and happy.

LA: You seem a much more playful group than in the past. Did you feel like you were a bunch of kids at a slumber party?
Megan: I did! We’re all goofy nerds, all the time.

LA: Who did you bond with?
Megan: I’m close with them all, but Allison is my roomie and I have a soft spot for her. I also have talked with Adam on the phone 3 times since I left, love him. I'll miss Kris, he's funny. I liked everyone!

LA: Do you feel like this year the girls are being persecuted by the voters?
Megan: You know, we’re getting taken down one by one. But the guys are awesome, so I can’t say America is wrong because they’re really all incredible. I get excited for everybody, so when I’m on stage with Adam and every person in the audience is screaming his name, it just makes me happy because I love him and I think it’s great.

LA: How do you feel about this publicity tour you’re about to embark on?
Megan: I’m all about it. Bring it on. Let’s do this. I’m probably not as prepared as I’d like to be, but I wasn’t even prepared to try out for ‘Idol’ in the first place.

LA: How did you come to try out in the first place?
Megan: My family and friends made me. I was like, ‘I’ll never ever make it, this is ridiculous. There is no point, I’m just going to sit there for hours and not even make it past round one.’ My mind is blown. I cannot even believe what happened to me.

LA: What’s next?
Megan: I’d love to make albums and try to write. I’ve never tried to write a song before. I hope that I can. Any doors that open, I can’t wait to see what’s going to happen.

LA: What kind of album would you want to make?
Megan: I don’t know. Something beautiful, maybe a little dark. Something that people can fall in love with, fall asleep to, just beautiful music.

LA: What do you wish people would ask you about but haven't?
Megan: I don’t know. How much I love cartoons? I don’t know. I love all cartoons! I love little kid ones like on Nickelodeon, and I love adults ones like ‘Family Guy’ and ‘The Simpsons’ and ‘South Park.’ I love Pixar and DreamWorks. I love all of them.

LA: What is the first thing you're going to do when you get home?
Megan: I’m going to hug my son for as long as he will let me.

O'Reilly tries to Expose Adam - The bookies Predict him

American Idol winner (I hope) Adam Lambert is certainly getting the most attention of anyone this season, or any other I can remember (except maybe when Frenchie did porn in season 2). Last night the idiotic Bill O'Reilly proved he has been out of the loop and ran this "report" on Adam:

As I am sure O'Reilly is trying to get the conservative base to rally against Adam and his "crazy ways" .. the bookies meanwhile are overwhelmingly predicting Adam to win the season:

So there O'Reilly. Also since youre bringing things up, can I bring up the sexual harrasment and molestation charges brought on to you a couple years ago by your intern? Hows that for your viewing audience.

Meanwhile Danny Gokey fans try to get him press (HAHAHAHAHA)

With Megan gone - my 100% support goes to ADAM!!

Megan's still making the rounds

Above is Megan making another appearance, this time on Good Day New York! She is making a record number of appearances, considering she was booted so early (BOO). She also is set to appear on Ellen! I will get that video up as soon as I see it!

WOW! Grey Gardens is going to be amazing!

HBO is premiering Grey Gardens, the movie based on the documentary which was made into a musical. I have been excited about this FOR YEARS! And then when Jessica Lange, my favorite actress was attached, I became thrilled! Here are the posters, and a movie still. Then compare it to the real deals ... wow looks like Jess and Drew (yes Barrymore) actually nail it!

Lil' Kim and Derek - Viennese Waltz

Watch Lil' Kim work it out again on dancing with the stars!!
She is in second place as far as judges scores go, and according to DialIdol (which also counts votes for Dancing with Stars and American Idol) she is in FIRST PLACE as far as votes go!! KEEP IT UP GIRL!

Eminem's Latest

After a shitty buzz single (Crack the bottle) .. Eminem is back how I like him! Being sassy and making fun of people. His new single: We Made You, is fantastic. He makes fun on Palin, Jessica Simpson, along with other targets. He also gives a couple shout-outs to my girl Amy Winehouse, including one saying "Rehab never looked so good!"

Enjoy the video:

Monday, April 6, 2009

More AI Funniness

Back by popular demand - more funny AI things: