Friday, June 20, 2008

2 Ho's : Legal Woes

Theres legal woes for 2 of my favorite ladies. First of whom (not surprisingly) is Naomi Campbell. She has really been on a rampage these last few years: hitting her maid with a cell phone, hitting someone else with a cell phone, spitting at people, and fighting with Tyra Banks (who in their right mind wouldnt do this though). Shes always escaped jail time here in the US - remember though she had to do the community service and scrub the toilets at the jail - and bitch worked it - coming out every day in furs and strutting it to the limo. Well she can do that again now - she was sentenced to 200 hours of community service in England for spitting and kicking 2 police officers. Yet she still managed to escape jail time .. odd.

Someone who wasn't so lucky was Martha Stewart, and it seems shes getting screwed again. (And yes I say screwed, she should never have been in jail in the first place -- if someone told me my stocks were going down the shitter I'd sell them too, why wasnt the person who gave her this information taken down instead?) Well now England won't allow her into the country - they denied her visa. Can you believe it? The reason is because of her previous jail stint - over 2 years ago!! Martha was going to speak at the Royal Academy and she now is denied. So they let Naomi beat their police and they want her to stay in England for 200 hours to clean up - yet they wont let my girl Martha in to give a lecture about manners and table etiquette?

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