Sunday, January 18, 2009

Daily Amy 3: Amy's Shocking New Interview

Amy sat down with a reporter from the Sun newspaper on Saturday. They played a game of scrabble and chatted over some tea, and Amy had some funny stuff to say ... and some disturbing stuff to say about you know who.....

here it is:

"AMY WINEHOUSE suffered from a lack of Es on holiday — when she took on The Sun at Scrabble. The wayward singer — who told me she has given up drugs — wanted to spell out rehab as we played during her chaotic “fitness break” in St Lucia — but found the answer was No, No, No. Amy had joined in as I played a fellow guest, saying:

“We could get a rude word in — like cunt.”

She wasn’t impressed to see the four-letter words wino and wine on the board, and tried to counter with her own genius.

“I am trying to think of something clever. No, I ain’t got the right letters for rehab.”

Our game ended when she patted a bump on her tiny tummy and said: “My stomach feels bloated,” before saying she needed the toilet and bolting for the loo. Amy’s game with me was a rare break from her wild antics on the holiday isle. She has been terrorizing fellow guests at the exclusive Le Sport hotel by stealing drinks, fighting and pestering men AND women for sex. At night the singer, often still in her bikini, runs amok in the resort’s formal dining room. Following a row with fellow diners she has now been banished to a private villa on the island.

Amy told me about her love for husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL, who has recently filed for divorce on the grounds of adultery.

“I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him. I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here. Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I’ve got my Blake. While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it. But once he comes out we’ll be together again. There’s some nice lads here, I am just having fun. I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake. While Blake is in jail I don’t want to go back to Britain. There are too many negative things around. I want to stay here until Blake comes out of jail then bring him here. He’ll love it."

The singer, who holidayed with Blake at St Lucia’s Jade Mountain Resort in August 2007, said she wants to spend up to two more MONTHS on the paradise island — if her dad and record company will let her. She claimed being away had helped her relax and start getting herself back to full health. The star has been spotted working out in the gym and playing tennis.

Amy said: “I am not doing drugs and am doing lots of fitness. I’ve started writing songs. I feel great — apart from today. I feel like shitt after a late one last night. Just drinking .. don't freak out."

In the mornings she is often seen ambling around with a notebook, writing song lyrics, singing to herself and hugging fellow holidaymakers. sShe has done some good. The day before I met her Amy was part of a Baywatch-style rescue. She sprinted across the beach after a woman fell off a catamaran.

Amy said: “I thought she was going to drown. All of a sudden she just fell off the boat and was thrown by the sea on to some rocks. I ran down and grabbed her and helped her back to the beach but she was covered in scratches. I might get myself a job as a lifeguard here!”

This is after Amy rescued a boy from a eating a poisonous nut in her first week if vacation.

Less heroically, Amy has reportedly been bugging a local couple for a THREESOME. She begged a sexy blonde British tourist and her boyfriend to join her in her bedroom as they tried to enjoy a romantic Caribbean break. After the pair refused, sulky Amy pulled down the blonde’s dress as she dined at the hotel’s formal restaurant, exposing her breasts to shocked diners. The male guest, who asked not to be named, told me: “As soon as we arrived at the resort Amy was all over my girlfriend. She was telling her, ‘You’re gorgeous. I’d love to fuck you. Bring your boyfriend, he can watch’. She was quite clear what she wanted, she was saying, ‘You two can spend the night in my room’. We just ended up having some drinks with her instead.”

Others at the hotel have also been shocked by her antics, which include fighting with her friends and fellow tourists, running round the restaurant semi-clothed and draping herself over male and female guests alike. The manic star has also been seen grabbing and kissing female guests — including me — as she careers around the hotel.

It was Amy’s 57-year-old dad Mitch who dragged her out of the hotel after a drunken bust-up with fellow guests. Mitch marched Amy out of Le Sport on Wednesday and into a private villa in a bid to keep her away from booze and trouble.

On Tuesday a furious couple had a stand-up row with Amy after the bikini-wearing star interrupted their dinner by demanding a drink. The man, a Holocaust survivor, shouted at her: “You need to learn some manners.” To which Amy responded: "Fuck you old twat."

Hours later Amy left the hotel and moved to the nearby villa with her six-strong entourage of friends. But the singer — who was pictured crawling past the bar after she was banned from boozing — is determined to return to the resort once her dad leaves. Her spokesman denied Amy has been stealing drinks and added: “She is just enjoying herself.”

However not all of the guests have bad things to say. The head of tourism in St. Lucia is certainly happy and is hoping that Amy stays around. Some hotel guests have been treated to mini-concerts on the hotel piano in the evenings. One said: "I would pay double if I could just hear her sing 2 or 3 songs a night. I dont care what she does during the day, or when she's drunk. If she sings for me, then it makes up for everything."

And I guess that is that.

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