Monday, July 7, 2008

You know what time it is..


Some very disturbing news on Flavor Flav and one time girlfriend Brigitte Nielson. They both are giving up WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION. (And probably trying to have a career again as well). First up hype-man, former member of popular rap group, celeb-reality star, and crazy old nutjob Flavor Flav. He revealed in an interview with King magazine that he has had sex with over 500 women, and to make it even worse, he lost his virginity when he was 6 years old!!!!! 6 YEARS OLD!?? (Excuse me I just puked into my desk drawer). Thats so disgusting I dont even know where to begin. I mean sure Flavor Flav is funny, somewhat charming, and talented (I guess), but a looker he is not. He looks a bit like a slice of beef jerkey.

Then onto his one time (for tv and press Im sure) girlfriend, one time model/actress/and wife of sylvester stallone, Brigitte Nielson, who just last week appeared on a show in England called Celebrity Plastic Surgery. This was a look at her entire surgery, I believe she had a tummy tuck and a face lift (among other things). Now she did come out looking much better, but DAMN, now the entire world can see her being ripped apart. Thats almost as gross as someone f*cking Flav at 6 years old. These two need to cut it out.

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