Showing posts with label sarah palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarah palin. Show all posts

Friday, January 23, 2009

Palin is MONEY HUNGRY!


Sarah Palin has been approached numerous times with many book deals since she came onto the scene last year as McCain's loser running-mate. However she is ready to sign a deal. She is asking for an 11 MILLION DOLLAR ADVANCE!!!! This is actually insane! Compare it to other political figures and their books. Hillary Clinton got an 8 million dollar advance (which was considered huge at the time), to write a book about her life - which included all the Bill scandals, and her triumph to become senator in NY. Now Hillary has traveled all over the world, been a political figure her entire life, and actually speaks well. Surely she has more to say than Sarah Palin - small town Governor and former beauty pageant winner.

FIRST LADY Laura Bush got an advance for a book ... 2 million dollars.
And PRESIDENT CLINTON recieved a 10 million dollar advance for his book. This is a president .. a 2 term wonderful president .. and Sarah Palin wants 1 million more dollars for her book. Wow. This lady has balls. (and shes incredibly stupid)

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Run by God


Sarah Palin on whether or not she will run for president in 2012:

"If God opens up a doorway for me, I will go through it."

Brace yourselves.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Someone's Mad

Uh Oh someone is pissy:

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Lets all just say THANK GOD

Now that everyone can go on the record, since the election is over (and McCain/Palin got a beat down), the GOP and McCain campaign are releasing information condemning Palin for being a horrible candidate .. DUH! Why the hell they picked her I don't know .. you must watch the following video (from FOX news, the most right wing news outlet out there)



In case you dont have sound or video capability, here is what it covers:

* Sarah Palin didn't know what countries are in NAFTA
* Sarah Palin didn't know that Africa was a continent
* Sarah Palin got angry at McCain staff over Katie Couric interview, even though she dimissed coaching beforehand
* Sarah Palin thre many temper tantrums

WHEW!
breath in ... breathe out .. and say THANK GOD!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Tina retires Palin



Tina Fey said today that now that the election is over she will retire her Sarah Palin impersonation on Saturday Night Live. Although it will be sad to see the impersonation go, it makes me very happy to know even the thought of this woman will be disappearing for good ... for a while at least.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Where are those medical records?


Sarah Palin has yet to release her medical records - even though she said in an interview last week she would release them as have her running mate McCain, and Obama and Biden. Well its the day before the election and she has released no medical records. You could just take this as another lie from the Palin camp, but I tend to dig further. Could it be possible that her latest baby, the adorable one with downs syndrome, is not hers? And that she is using the child as a prop for a presidential campaign? Thats a bit harsh, but where are the pictures of the pregnant Palin last year? Where are the medical records? Where are they Miss Palin?? What are you hiding?? Perhaps they in fact say that she is a head case.

The BEST ad yet!!



This one goes down as the most effective ad this campaign!

Palin Vs. M.I.A.

Sarah Palin meets M.I.A.

Palin pranked

Once again Palin proves she is a genius, when she talks for 7 minutes to a prank phone caller who is pretending to be a french president. She also proves she doesn't know the prime minister or ... anywhere?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Girl Fight!




Kathy Griffin has been banned from the View and brought back so many times I've lost count. However I believe now she will be done with on that show (sadly). She spoke with the Windy City Times (a gay chicago newspaper) and had this to say of the ridiculous Elizabeth:

"Somehow, Elisabeth Hasselbeck has snowed American audiences into not knowing that she is a fucking ‘Survivor’ reject. I am sorry; I am not going to listen to the political beliefs of someone who wore wacky scarves on ‘Survivor’! This notion that everyone has to be quiet and listen to Hasselbeck is out of control… I am not sure why Babs treats her like a rock star, when its obvious that she is a big fucking right wing idiot."

I couldn't have said it better Kathy.
Elizabeth continues to ride the Titanic into the iceberg as she has recently joined Sarah Palin on the campaign trail taking digs at Barack Obama and praising Palin as the "qualified candidate" that she is.
Hillarious.

The Wrong Way


Some idiot in West Hollywood finally got in trouble after the police demanded they take down the effigy of Sarah Palin hanging from a noose (and John McCain burning in flames) from their roof. The couple claimed they would keep it up and that it fell under their freedom of speech rights. Unless those were talking humans, I dont know how thats freedom of speech. Honestly I couldn't care less about the message (I may tend to agree more than I disagree) however, leave this crazy hatred to the republicans. Dont stoop to their level. This is not the way to disagree with a political figure, call her a whack job, don't hang her from your roof.

Palin killed McCain


**Note .. I will be knocking on wood after I post this so as not to jinx anything**

The McCain campaign is slowly rotting away into its very deep political grave. Let's face it - every poll has Obama FAR ahead nationally, and he is even up to 4 points ahead in states that no democrat has won before. (And Jesus hes only 4 points behind in South Carolina where I grew up -- that in and of itself is amazing). And because they are so far behind the entire GOP is imploding. It seems the camel that broke the back of the republican party this go-round was none other than Miss Sarah Palin. A poll on cnn.com shows that the #1 reason people are not voting for McCain (including republicans and independants) is that he chose Palin. The second reason, that he is too similar to George Bush. You know things are bad for Palin when she is polling lower than George Bush. BAM! And now reports from within the McCain camp have gone on record calling Palin a "rouge", a "diva", and a "whack job". Many political pundits predict that Palin knows shes on a losing ticket, therefor she is trying to save herself. Some even predict she plans to run for president next time when they lose. I think thats fantastic news, even if Obama turns out to be a shamble himself, he surely will beat this whack job.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Sarah on SNL


Sarah Palin WILL be on this weekends Saturday Night Live it is official. Even better, Josh Brolin is the host .. so you can bet on a "George Bush" appearance too. Little is known what Palin will do. Will she roast herself (doubtful), will she roast Tina Fey (likely), or will she bomb and be ridiculous (even more likely).

I think her best bet is to be in 2 skits, one roasting herself, and then to appear on the weekend update segment as Tina Fey. That would be funny. But I am betting she will just embarrass herself more.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Mask Polls Results


Looks like Obama is leading in yet another poll. That would be the sales numbers for Halloween masks. The John McCain and Barack Obama masks have been on sale over a month now and the Obama ones are flying of the shelves much faster. 69% of people have chosen to go as Obama over McCain.

However, factor in the Sarah Palin mask - there is no question - its selling the best. Most stores are reportedly sold out. Well don't worry, if there are no more Palin masks, and you wanted to go as her -- just mosey on down and buy a devil mask. Its the same thing.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Palin slipping further


Sarah Palin's numbers have been all over the board - but there's no second guessing what they have done over the past 2 weeks - plummeted. When she was tapped as VP candidate by McCain, she was the highest ranked (in popularity among voters) govorner in the US with an 86% approval rating. Then as far as rankings with republicans she was ranked at 77% (higher than McCain) the first few weeks of the campaign. And her first week on the trail she was viewed favorably by 57% of voters (also very high). Fast forward three weeks later, she was no longer pulling such high numbers - even in her own state. It seemed the more the country got to know about her, they turned against her (rightfully so). Most shocking, in Alaska. Whereas she was most popular, she now ranks at a 64% approval rating - a 20% drop. As far as how she is viewed by US voters, she is ranking a miserable 33% approval (over a 40% drop). And folks these numbers keep dropping, thank god. I knew America wasn't stupid.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Everyone Hates Palin



Madonna jumped aboard the anti-Palin ship (which is pretty damn packed full as of now) at the opener of her US tour this weekend. Onstage Madonna shouted: "Sarah Palin can't come to my party. Sarah Palin can't come to my show. It's nothing personal. I just can't stand her stupid politics."

Good job Mad! Everyone speak up!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Tina strikes again



Missed the debates - here they are!

Friday, October 3, 2008

25 reasons to like/hate Sarah Palin





Some horrible woman named Gina Cobb runs a blog called the right wing news. And today she has posted 25 reasons to LOVE Sarah Palin. So, to honor her stupidity, I will post her list .. and then after each one I will tell you why she is wrong and why, yes, you should hate Sarah Palin.

#25
"By her very existence she puts the lie to numerous liberal mantras, such as the notion that women cannot advance without affirmative action; Republicans are sexist; John McCain is out of touch; anyone who loves Alaska's beauty can't support drilling in ANWR; mothers of troops in harms' way want to cut and run from Iraq; and women need government programs to manage marriage, children and work simultaneously."

Here's what I disagree with on this one Gina:
* If Sarah Palin was ugly, say she looked like Barbara Bush, do you think she would be as popular, or the choice of the party? I doubt it. She is attractive and "likeable" (to some), and I think that was just as central in the choice to pick her than anything else. Meaning that they picked an attractive woman with no experience over many other women more average looking, with better experience. And I am sorry, for VP you should pick the most experienced person to help get the job done.. not a woman because shes a woman.
* John McCain IS clearly out of touched. He has appointed a moron as his vice presidential choice.
* No one will say that every mother with troops out is against the war. I don't think anyone has said that. But the republicans don't seem to understand that some do feel that.

#24
"She's from Alaska, a state with a strong libertarian and independent streak."

* I clearly see you are pulling at straws Gina to name 25 reasons we should like this woman. Alaska, although being a large state, is one of the fewest populated. Do you know anyone there? I don't, and I know a lot of people. Theres plenty of idiots in Illinois and I am sure there are a lot of idiots in Alaska. Positive about one.

#23
"She's from outside the beltway. Way, way outside the beltway."

* You see this as a plus, I see this as she is out of the loop altogether. Maybe they dont know about supreme court decisions up there outside of the beltway. Maybe they don't even get newspapers or magazines. If thats the case, then that explains how foolish she looked with Katie Couric. If not, she is an idiot, and you shouldn't love her.

#22
"She knows how to show some dignity and put partisanship on hold when it's appropriate. It's no accident that she mentioned Geraldine Ferraro and Hillary Clinton in her speech after being named McCain's running mate."

* Do you actually think she likes Hillary Clinton Gina? Or is it perhaps a political strategy of McCains to get her to praise Hillary so that her voters will switch to the dark side? I hate to tell you, voters aren't that stupid. When they realize that Miss Palin is against everything that Hillary stood for, their vote will not go to her or that dinosaur McCain.

#21
"She's an athlete. She runs marathons."

* Wow Gina. I am now officially starting to make a list called the 25 reasons to hate Gina Cobb.

#20
"She's a working woman who's also loving wife and mother."

* This is true Gina. I think its the first fact you've listed. Well no one can say for sure if she loves her husband and children, although I imagine she does. However this should have nothing to do with her being a good politician. I know you crazy right wingers hated Bill Clinton because he had an affair, however he left the US with 8 years of surplus, something that one of your "faithful and loving" candidates have yet to do in my lifetime.

#19
"She's a young, attractive conservative -- just as Obama is a young, attractive liberal. The left thinks it has a monopoly on young and attractive. Too bad!"

* You seem to enjoy Sarah's physical demeanor. Perhaps Gina you are one of them lesbians. Maybe you should go to Sarah's church so they can "pray the gay" out of you. ... Oh and this also has nothing to do with her being a good politician. (Nothing you have listed so far has actually)

#18
"Her selection knocked Obama's convention speech -- the "biggest speech of his life" -- off the front page, the latest in a series of strategic victories for the McCain campaign (another such victory was Rick Warren's forum with the two candidates, in which McCain did well)."

* Well I live in Chicago, so the media could be biased to Obama, but he wasnt knocked off of anything here. Anyhow even if he was - I would like for you to name one other strategic victory McCain has done. If he has done so much strategery then why is he 9 points behind in all the polls and continuing to slip?

#17
"Some of the usual smear tactics of the left will look especially dirty and petty as they try them out on Palin. "

* Why would it look that way? Are you cutting her slack for being a woman? Did you do that to Hillary Clinton?? I doubt it. Let's not play double standards. There should be no difference between a man and a woman running - they should be equals, as that thing the constitution reads.

#16
"For voters who support Obama because the idea of electing the first black president is exciting, Palin adds counterpoint excitement to the race."

* Gina .. are you a racist? It seems that way. No .. probably not a racist, just a fool. Are you one of those people who only goes to movies that star white people? You know who adds a counterpoint to that? The Bill Cosby show, check it out. Thank God that came on television so black people could watch tv. Before that they just sat around looking at each other I suppose.

#15
"Sarah Palin's husband is a real man with many achievements in his own right."

* Name one. ............. ?

#14
"Palin can only help McCain with fund raising. Many checkbooks that had been closed tight are opening wide for McCain."

* Interesting. The day after her speech at the republican national convention: Obama got 30 million in donations. So apparently she helps Obama too. Thanks Sarah! Also the last I checked, Obama is ahead of McCain in campaign money by over 100 million dollars. Poor McCain .. he needs some more help I think.

#13
"She's a Christian."

* This has to be the worst one on the list. Have you ever heard of the separation of church and state Gina? I doubt it. Its in something called the constitution. You can look at it in a thing called a book or even by searching for it on the interweb.

#12
"Leading conservatives, from Mark Levin to Fred Thompson to Mark Steyn (and about a thousand others), are enthusiastically fired up!"

* Thats fun! Millions of young people, elders, middle age, and people ranging from 18 to 108 are fired up over Obama. Wonder which one counts more? Oh .. I bet Anne Coulter likes Palin as well - why didn't you mention her or that fat drug addict Rush Limbaugh who is gushing over her.

#11
"Somehow, against all odds, a Republican in Name Only has picked a conservative VP, energizing the conservative base. "

* Is it just me or is that not a sentence?

#10
"If Sarah Palin becomes president in due course, her husband the "First Gentleman" really will be a gentleman (in contrast to the philandering spouse another female contender for the presidency proposed to drag along to the White House)."

* First off, why do you care about this? Are you married to both of them? Is this a three way marriage that we haven't heard about until now? OH ... you're up in their personal life. Maybe you should be up in their public life - as in her role as a politician and how she has little to no experience in politics ... or reading.

#9
"So much for the "McCain is just an old white-haired guy" theme. He's still old and white-haired, but by his pick he's demonstrated that his thinking is anything but ossified. Now he'll literally have youth and energy on his side."

* You think? Looking on cnn.com the poll of young voters aged 18-25 are voting for Obama by 91%. Doesn't seem like he has any youth on his side. As far as energy, he looks winded whenever he laughs, as if he just exerted his days worth of energy. But this is all about Palin - who hasn't helped him in this arena in any way. So its another reason to not like her as a candidate.

#8
"She has a proven track record as a whistle blower and reformer who's not afraid to take on members of her own party when they cross the line."

* The only whistle I know of her blowing is when she was a cheerleader in high school. Only joking. I would be fine with Sarah Palin blowing her whistle and reaching across the desk at the 1 democrat in Alaska. I dont want her ruining it for the rest of us.

#7
"Many Hillary Clinton voters will kiss the Democratic Party goodbye and never go back. Some have already made that choice."

* I am the biggest Hillary voter you will know. I haven't done this. And lets just take Hillary's word on it, why don't we. "Sarah Palin is very exciting, but she is certainly not vote worthy."

#6
"She's not afraid of guns. She hunts and fishes."

* So she is against "killing" babies, but she is pro-gun. But I could see you crazy republicans loving her for loving your guns. Just make sure you don't shoot your best friend in the face when you go hunting next week.

#5
"She doesn't just talk supporting the troops. Her son is a soldier. He leaves September 11th for Iraq."

* My redneck neighbor has 2 sons in the army. Does that make him a good candidate? He is an alcoholic wife beater who smells like a dead fish. His sons are soldiers, who are already in Iraq. God bless those soldiers, but their parents have no right running for office. Neither does Palin.

#4
"She will help with energy policy. She loves Alaska -- and still thinks it's time to drill. At a time when gas prices are sky high, she's a sensible voice who understands supply and demand."

* If she loves Alaska why does she want to rape some of the last untouched land left in our country? Here's the thing about drilling. Every year we use four times the amount of oil that is hiding in this Alaskan land they want to drill. It seems like putting a bandaide over a leg after its been chopped off, hoping it will be ok.

#3
"Sarah Palin doesn't just talk respect for unborn human life. She's lived it. She chose not to abort her son after learning that he had Down's syndrome."

* And that was her choice, sure. But do you think she should be able to make that choice for everyone with a vagina? I don't. She has never been raped, or molested, or a member of incest, or an unwed teen mother who is frightened, or a poor woman who cannot afford her own lifestyle much less a child's. I am not condoning all of those choices, but Palin is speaking for half of the population under the guise of being a feminist. Look it up in the dictionary. You are so far away from being a feminist. You are actually .. an idiot.

#2
"She gives renewed hope to women of America that they will live to see the first woman president. This is especially touching when it comes to seniors who long to see the glass ceiling broken in their lifetimes."

* If I was a woman I would be disgraced. Because as a woman I wouldn't want her to represent for me. She is unintelligent, childish, and inexperienced. She will be disasterous as a vice president, God forbid she gets a shot at being the head honcho.

#1
"She's got chief executive experience in government, unlike Obama, Biden and even McCain."

* What is this experience? OH you mean over Wasilla county in Alaska. Population less than those who live on my street in Chicago. She deserves a gold star but nothing else, other than a kick in the shins.

To view the ridiculous Gina Cobb's full list visit here: http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/08/twentyfive_reasons_to_love_sar.php

The VP Debate - my thoughts


So last night was the much hyped Vice Presidential debate. And, no shock to me, it was watched by 33% more people than the presidential debate. Why? Obviously because people want to tune in to watch Sarah Palin make a fool of herself. She is, reguardless of what side you stand on, the brunt of everyones jokes right now .. and rightfully so. The two took to the pulpit - and here were my thoughts on each.

JOE BIDEN
Is it just me, or is he a substantially better speaker than Obama? As an avid Hillary supporter, it has been hard for me to switch camps and jump on the Obama bandwagon. I have done that however, first because I just want a democrat to win, and secondly I tend to agree with him on 90% of the issues. However, I have yet to see him be a stellar speaker. He says good things, sure. But I am sometimes left less than excited after listening to him speak. And in the presidential debate last week, of which he did an okay job, he flubbed some of his best lines. (He was still leaps and bounds better than the nations great great grandfather McCain). However, Biden speaks clearly, passionately, and had me very engaged throughout the entire debate. He stayed with facts. Which is the best way to go. He attacked John McCain rather than Governor Palin (which strategically I guess was the better move, but I wanted him to rip her a new asshole). And more so important and shockingly, he appealed more with his personality and his personal stories than Palin, who's shtick seems to be "Gosh darn, I am just like all of you!" He teared up when talking about his family (his wife and 2 children died in a plane crash) and how he single handedly had to raise his surviving children. He told personal stories about his home town and friends and neighbors who are worried about the future of the economy, all without sounding like a fake or fraud. I think he won this debate hands down. I actually would rather see him debate McCain than Obama.

SARAH PALIN
Most of you who read this blog, know that I think Sarah Palin is a disgrace to politics - and maybe even the human race. However, I will say this. She didn't fail as much as I would have liked her to last night. That being said -- as long as she stood up straight and didnt drool or cry, I think most people would call it a victory for this woman. Afterall this is the same woman who couldnt think of a single Supreme Court decision (besides Roe V Wade of course, which she is against yet says she is a feminist). Also she couldn't name one single magazine or paper that she reads news in (both of these instances on her horrible series of interviews with Katie Couric). She was so low in people's eyes that the fact that she could even string together sentences make people congradulate her with praises of a job well done. Well I will not go that far. She was a disaster! Had it been any other politician - today they would be blasted left and right by the media. But because its Palin (maybe because shes a woman, or so naive, or so "sweet") people are cutting her slack. I won't. She answered about 30% of the questions given to her. She didn't even attempt to stay on topic the entire evening. She used the phrases 'hockey mom', 'joe six pack', 'gosh darnit', 'dog gone' right' and other idiotic sayings all evening. She seemed to once again rely on her "golly gee's" to get herself out of tough questions. She cited wrong facts left and right. An important question to ask is, are people letting her slide on this debate because she is a woman? I would say yes. Consider Hillary Clinton. She stormed through every debate in the primary season and was slammed by both republicans and anti-Hillary democrats. Now compare her performance to Palin's. Whereas people called Hillary evil they are calling Palin's work a "job well done". Im sorry. Hillary could mop the floor with her. Joe Biden did mop the floor with her. Hell, .... I could mop the floor with her.

Job NOT well done Sarah. John McCain and the republican party should be ashamed of you. But thank you for joining the ticket so that my candidate has a better shot.