Paris' New BFF

Looks like Paris Hilton found her new best friend:







LOVES IT!

Kathy allowed back

First she was banned from the View. Then she was allowed back. Then she was even considered to replace Rosie Odonnell as the moderator before Sherri Shepard and Whoopie Goldberg joined. Then she was RE-banned (of which she was very excited). Well Kathy Griffin wins again, as she is now allowed back on The View. She will be a guest on the show next week! This marks her first ex-re-ban. Congrats Kathy!

Rosie Brings in the Big Guns

Rosie O'Donnell has a new vareity show premiering on primetime television over Thanksgiving, and she has released the list of guest stars who will be performing, and its pretty impressive (including some of my favorite entertainers ever). Alanis Morissette will perform. Kathy Griffin will do standup (as will O'Donnell). Alec Baldwin and Jane Krakowski will be in comedy skits. Ne-Yo will perform. And best of all Liza Minnelli will perform a song or two (one which is being billed as something she hasn't sung live in 30 years!) This is getting me excited!! TUNE IN!

Girl Fight!

Kathy Griffin has been banned from the View and brought back so many times I've lost count. However I believe now she will be done with on that show (sadly). She spoke with the Windy City Times (a gay chicago newspaper) and had this to say of the ridiculous Elizabeth:

"Somehow, Elisabeth Hasselbeck has snowed American audiences into not knowing that she is a fucking ‘Survivor’ reject. I am sorry; I am not going to listen to the political beliefs of someone who wore wacky scarves on ‘Survivor’! This notion that everyone has to be quiet and listen to Hasselbeck is out of control… I am not sure why Babs treats her like a rock star, when its obvious that she is a big fucking right wing idiot."

I couldn't have said it better Kathy.
Elizabeth continues to ride the Titanic into the iceberg as she has recently joined Sarah Palin on the campaign trail taking digs at Barack Obama and praising Palin as the "qualified candidate" that she is.
Hillarious.

Nip/Tuck again soon!

The new (and final) season of Nip/Tuck is currently filming. I simply cannot wait for this to come back on. Its certainly one of my top 2 favorite shows of all time. And the news I am getting on this season is spectacular. The guest list for this season will include the following: Rosie O'Donnell (playing her recurring role), Sharon Gless (playing her role from last season), Mario Lopez (coming back for his second episode), and most exciting ... KATHY GRIFFIN! Kathy is rumored to have a 5 episode story arc. Hurry up FX and put Nip/Tuck back on!!

Kathy tells Bravo to Suck It

Lifetime is scooping up every single hit show from Bravo. Earlier this year there was the famous fight over Project Runway - which Lifetime won. (Project Runway is running its last season on Bravo currently). And now, after the shows 2nd Emmy Win, Lifetime is offering Kathy Griffin the deal of a Lifetime (get it?) to move networks as well. We love Kathy - and presume she loves money. I bet she makes the switch. No matter the network, I will be watching both shows!

She did it again!

Kathy Griffin won again at this weekends Emmy Awards (never fear the big primetime awards are still to be handed out later this month). She won best non-competition reality show for the second year in a row! Last year she caused quite a scandal when she proclaimed that Jesus could suck it - and her Emmy was now her God. However this year - true to form - she caused a little less stir, but still stayed true to her witty and irreverant self. She said: "Well, well, well! Here we go again, fuckers. Here we go again. Tom Hanks is here, James Gandolfini -- what the fuck! I'm not going to tell anyone to suck it. I would make love to this thing if I could. Thank you again!"

In other funny women winning awards news, Sarah Silverman also won an Emmy, outstanding original music and lyrics for a television show for her song "I'm Fucking Matt Damon". Her speech wasnt so funny, yet actually very sad: "Matt Damon, I'm going to be honest, had very little to do with this being popular. Thhe person for who this video was made, Jimmy Kimmel, who broke my heart, who... will always have a place in my heart."

Emmy's Golden Girl

After causing a hilariously-controversial uproar at last years Emmy's (by declaring now that she had won an Emmy it was her God and that Jesus could suck it) Kathy Griffin has warned us already if she wins again. She says: "Trust me if I win, everyone is in for a treat. Because this year I'm not only nominated at the creative arts emmys, but also the real live tv fancy emmys!"

God I hope she wins!

She Quit!

Kathy Griffins assistant, and co-hort on every season so-far of her Emmy award winning reality show, Jessica - has quit. There is no real reason that has been said why she quite - however a spokesperson for Jessica has said: "She had put up with Kathy for years, and she was fed up with it. She's ready to move on." BAM!

I dont like people who diss my girl Kathy.

Dear Kathy Griffin -

If you need a new assistant, who would be more than happy to laugh at all your jokes, and promise to try and steal the thunder from you every now and again. I would be the biggest fan, I am tidy, and I love living rent free in mansions. I am perfect for you. And you complete me. Love ya, call me:

Casey