Lil' Kim Dancing with Stars!!

I am shocked by this news, and don't know if I should be saddened or overjoyed, but Lil' Kim has been announced as one of the contenders for this years Dancing with the Stars. But in the end, I am happy about it. Dancing with the Stars is the #1 rated show on television, thousands of people watch it, hopefully they will all fall in love with Lil' Kim like me, and she will put out an album very soon that will be hugely popular. Thats why I am guessing shes on the show - to promote a future album!!

The full cast is:

Shawn Johnson, Olympic gold medal gymnast
Chuck Wicks, country singer who's fiance is Julianne Hough (dancer)
Gilles Marini, actor from "Sex in the City"
Denise Richards, actress and star of "Its Complicated"
Lawrence Taylor, retired NFL linebacker
Nancy O'Dell, Access Hollywood co-host
Steve-O, ex-drug addict from Jackass
Steve Wozniak, Apple founder, and ex-boyfriend of Kathy Griffin
Lil' Kim, Grammy-winning rapper
Belinda Carlisle, 80's pop star
David Alan Grier, actor currently on "Life with Bonnie"
Ty Murray, proffessional Bull Rider
Jewel, Singer/songwriter

WOW!

LIL KIM for the win
and Denise Richards to make things COMPLICATED!

New Yorks Birthday Bash

Speaking of New York (Tiffany Pollard), she had a birthday last night .. and this is what she wore to her party:

New York .. A Wrestler?

Looks like Tiffany Pollard (aka New York, my favorite reality television personality ever) is going to take a cue from Mickey Rourke and join proffesional wrestling. Apparently the WWE (world wrestling federation) has been trying to get her to become a female wrestler fo years, and sources say they are close to making a deal. Woah! So much wrestling that I look forward to if this is the case. I smell another reality show too ... New York Becomes a Wrestler - coming soon to VH1.

Celebrity Apprentice 2 cast!!

If you knew me last year, you know I was LOVING Celebrity Apprentice. I used to like the show, the first 3 seasons, and then it became awful. But the Donald came up with the best idea ever: Take some B list celebrities and let them compete for charity, and BAM the show became #1 again. The cast list has been announced for this years go-round, and without further a due here they are, and the charities they are playing for:

CLINT BLACK
a country singer who always wears a big black hat. He's playing for International Rett Syndrome Foundation.

ANDREW DICE CLAY
a washed up old standup comedian, known for his drug problems. He's playing for Stand Up For Kids.

ANNIE DUKE
a proffessional poker player known as the #1 best womens poker champ. She's playing for Refugees International

TOM GREEN
known for his MTV days and he is playing for Butch Walts and Donald Skinner Urologic Cancer Research Foundation.

NATALIE GULBIS
She is a proffessional golf player and model who no one has heard of. Shes playing for Boys and Girls Club

SCOTT HAMILTON
2 time olympic gold medal winning figure skater, and now commentator. He's playing for The Cleveland Clinic Foundation

JESSE JAMES
has some tv show called Monster Garage, and he's marrying Sandra Bullock. He's playing for ... well it doesn't list his charity .. I smell greed.
Playing for:

CLAUDIA JORDAN
former Price is Right model, and now seen as case #16 on Deal or No Deal. HAHAHA! She's playing for NAPSAC Foundation.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN
she's Kim's sister and is on Keeping up with the Kardashians. Playing for The Brent Shapiro Foundation for Alcohol and Drug Awareness ... HAHAHA!

BRIAN MCKNIGHT
an old washed up singer. Playing for Youthville USA.

JOAN RIVERS
known for being a gay icon, her red carpet interviews, and her standup career.. and plastic surgery. Playing for God's Love We Deliver.

MELISSA RIVERS
known for being Joan's annoying daughter. Playing for Lili Claire Foundation.

BRANDE RODERICK
a 3 time playboy playmate and centerfold. Playing for California Police Youth Charities.

DENNIS RODMAN
known for being the NBA's old bad boy, cross dressing, and weird hair. Playing for CASA of New Orleans.

HERSCHEL WALKER
known for his long NFL career, and playing for Alternative Community Development Services/Project Turnaround.

TIONNE WATKINS
famously known as T-Boz from the r&b group TLC. Playing for Sickle Cell Foundation of Georgia

UHM! AWESOME.
they have a more well known cast this year.
So far I root for: Joan, Tionne, Scott, and Dennis!

Sharon will DESTROY you

This may be the most exciting news EVER. As you may know, Sharon Osbourne is hosting the Rock Of Love Charm School on VH1, which is one of the most entertaining guilty pleasures you will find on television. The finale will be this Sunday, followed by a reunion special next week. TUNE IN to the reunion special, because drama will go down. Sharon is the host, teaching the skanks of Rock of Love etiquette and such. Well apparently Sharon throws it all out of the window, and for some reason Megan (one of the funniest from the show) gets her very angry and ... Sharon beats the living hell out of her!!! You read it right. 60 something Sharon taking down 20 something Meghan. Apparently it was so bad Megan wouldn't leave the studio without security, fearing Sharon would beat her again in the parking lot, and she is now SUING Mrs. Osbourne. All I can say is that SHARON ROCKS MY WORLD, and I will be watching!!!

Ace in the hole

If you have been watching Survivor Gabon (and seriously if you havent .. you should) then you know Ace. Since being voted off the island, Ace has gotten himself into a heap of trouble, hence his mug shot pictured above. Ace was in a bar in Naples Florida. He apparently had too much to drink and hit a woman bar tender in the face three times. Then he was thrown out of the club by police whom he spit on and was violent with. They had to throw him onto the ground to handcuff him. All the while he was screaming "Get off me! I'm famous!" Hahaha. You can't make this stuff up.

He was then charged with disorderly intoxication, obstruction of an officer, and resisting arrest. He is now in jail.

For Nicholas

Laugh away baby!

HAHAHAHA

This is the BEST season of Survivor yet - and here is the best scene from Survivor EVER. Thank you CBS, thank you thank you thank you.



I <3 Crystal, Sugar, Susie, Kenny, Bob, and Matty!!!!

Survivor: Still the best

This season of Survivor is topping even some of the great seasons in the last couple of years. Let's face it folks, this show just gets better. And this season is NO different. I LOVE this year. Last night Marcus (the alpha male in the big alliance, was ousted in part by an Indian grandmother Susie .. and I loved it .. Nicholas .. not so happy). So here's a look at my favorites, who I hate, and who will win:

Who I LOVE:



From left:
Crystal: The fiery gold medal Olympic winner has shown that she can outwit an entire tribe. This past week alone, she went from being most vulnerable to convincing Susie to turn on her alliance and vote out the biggest threat. She's a very good mental player.

Sugar: The sweetheart of the season did her own backstab last week when she ousted the games biggest snake Ace. She is certainly a weak player in challenges, but she found the hidden immunity idol instantly, and seems to know that people underestimate her.

Susie: She plays solely with her emotions. But this week the old-timer decided she was better turning her back on her alliance (whom would do the same to her) and go out on her own. Very very smart.

WHO I LIKE:





From left:
Ken: Ken visually is the weakest player, but he has time and time again performed well in challenges, AND outplayed everyone on his team.

Bob: The oldest guy in the game seems to be the nicest. He needs to step it up on the strategy because his own alliance has switched him out with Randy (who you will hear about later). However, he is quite powerful physically and very sweet.

Matty: Matty perhaps has the most passion. I think he will be out shortly because he is in a minority and the strongest physically but he is endearing.

Charlie: The token gay is very gay. I don't know much about his gameplay, especially now that his straight boyfriend is gone. But that being said - I have been given no reason yet not to like Charlie.

WHO I HATE:


from left:
Randy: He is the biggest douche of the game. He thinks he is in power, and he may be for the moment, but I doubt it lasts. He is just a troll under the bridge.

Corrine: The token bitch. I liked her at first but now I hate her with a passion. She's whiney and rude, and I hope she gets outplayed and FAST.

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I would like Crystal, Sugar, and Susie as the final three; however I predict Charlie, Ken, and Corrinne may be in the top 3. With Crystal as a spoiler.

Anyhow, if youre not watching - you should be!

Deal with the devil?

Perhaps Denise Richards made a deal with the devil. Thats the only thing I can think of when it comes to the fact that E! has renewed her show "Its Complicated" for a second season. As soon as season 1 ended the people at E! seemed so ready to kick Denise to the curb, publicly saying how poorly the show did, and even saying it was canceled. But, no! Its official the show will return for a 12 episode season two!! So Denise can continue to pretend shes famous and try to make some money and slam her ex Charlie Sheen even more. I'll admit it, I'll be watching. I love this crazy ho!

Out of Control

VH1 is getting out of control. Let me count the ways. It all started with Flavor Flav -- thank God (for me in many ways coz I love *most of these shows). We had Flavor of Love, then Flavor of Love 2 (both starring the fabulous New York). The VH1 smartly gave New York her own show: I Love New York. Then Brett Michaels joined the bill and had Rock Of Love, which was fantastic. Then the girls from Flavor of Love joined Charm School. Then Flavor Flav tried a third time with Flavor of Love 3. New York got a second go-round with I Love New York 2. Tila Tequila, the whore, tried her shot of love on MTV. Meanwhile Brett Michaels returned with Rock of Love 2. Then to copy the real world road rules challenge, VH1 did I love Money, starring rejects from I Love New York, Flavor of Love, and Rock of Love. Simultaneously New York returned with a new format: New York Goes to Hollywood. Last week Charm School 2 (featuring the Rock of Love girls) premiered (and I loved it). Now just released this week Real Chance at Love (starring Real and Chance from I Love New York and I Love Money) begins, as well as Daisy's Time For Love (featuring the runner up from Rock of Love 2) begins. Good god!!!!!

I love new york, and i love the rock of love girls, but this is getting CRAZY!

Project Runway stampedes Bryant Park

The 6 remaining designers on Project Runway showed at Bryant Park over the weekend. They are (in no particular oder) Leanne, Joe, Kenley, Jerrell, Korto, and Suede. I will not spoil anything about it (I dont know who the winner is of course, or even the final 4 .. but I have seen them all). Here are 6 pictures. One from each designers collection. What do you like best? Can you match them to the designer??

Big Brother - Rankings

So another week goes by and my 2 favorite are still around: Renny and Keesha. And best of all Kessha is HOH and they are in an alliance! So both safe another week.
For fun, heres my thoughts on everyone, and how I would rank the remaining house guests:

#1 Renny: She is the funniest, most likable person in there I think. And she could turn out to actually be a good game player, although she had a rough first week. She can win a fight with the best of them, which is also fun. She is well on her way to becoming my favorite person ever in this game.



#2 Keesha: She is using her heart a lot, which could hurt her, but I love her so much! And I like that she is always taking up for the underdogs, and that she hates April and Libra. If she plays her cards right, she could go a long way, I hope!



#3 Jerry: He has his downsides I agree. He needs to be playing a stronger game on his own, especially during his first week as HOH. However I cut him some slack - hes 75, and he's hanging in well. Plus he yelled at Libra.



#4 Dan: He is a loud talker in the diary room, but I think he's pretty funny, and now sits in a very good position. I find so many of them annoying, so its nice to have someone calm and reserved. He seems nice. And my boyfriends Catholic, I guess that could be why I like him.


#5 Memphis: We don't know too much about him, just that he is a smart game player - which I like, and the fact that he doesnt cause much drama, and is chill, and cute, I also like. He's not on my side of the house that I want to win, but I like him still.



#6 Ollie: His main flaw - that he likes April. (And apparently has now had sex with her twice, naughty naughty preachers boy). But that put aside, hes actually so far quite likable. No reason to dislike him ... yet.



#7 Angie: Although she is alien-like, and she is hardly ever shown, shes okay. Just ok. I don't really know how I feel about her yet.




#8 Michelle: She may be one of the most unattractive people in the house, and her hair is out of this world. However my biggest flaw with her is that she has a crush on Jessie. Whew. That to me spells whore. She hasn't really done anything yet - except not use the veto last week - but I have a feeling I am not going to like her.


#9 April: Annoying as the day is long. And super scary without makeup. Honestly anyone who has a showmance, and thinks they love someone in the house, I hate. She is no exception. Plus she is jealous of how pretty Keesha is.



#10 Jessie: Its all about him him him. Or at least thats what he thinks. I think his muscles are disgusting, he is ugly (inside and out), he is annoying, and an idiot. Plus I would love to see Renny be the one to get him out. He is childish, immature, and all out a dunce. Please go home soon.


#11 Libra: Oh how do I already hate her - let me count the ways: She is loud, pointless, thinks she is controlling everything, yet everyone hates her. I hope her days are numbered soon - this week I hope.

P. Diddy and trannies!

P. Diddy is following in the footsteps of Donald Trump, and will soon be premiering his new reality show version of the Apprentice on MTV. However in a surprising reality show twist, this show has topped Big Brother this season (who has the oldest person ever on a reality series), P. Diddy will have the first ever african american transexual on his show. Laverne Cox (pictured left) may look like a gorgeous woman, well she is in many ways, but she is actually a pre-op transexual. Good for Diddy for opening the door. I hope she wins!

Celebrities?

I used to love the apprentice, but it jumped the shark around season 3. However last seasons celebrity apprentice was tons of fun, and made me love the show all over again. It also finally bumped up the ratings again. I love listening to Donald scream even the most ordinary of sentences. I love shows with has been celebrities. And the 2nd season of the celebrity version seems to be shaping up quite well. Rumors are flying that 4 of the loudest mouthed women in the entertainment biz are cast. They include: Sharon Osbourne (one of my favorite women ever), Heather Mills (the chastity pariah of all media), Star Jones (one of my least favorite women ever), and Joan Rivers (my favorite alien). I hope this is true!!

Idiot Bitch!

With all the good news online I've read today (Pamela and Tommy Lee are back together again being the most exciting), I ran across this statement released by reality tv whore Tila Tequila:

"I think the legalization of gay marriage is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal. So, you're welcome."

That is part of an interview the Yoda look-alike gave In Touch magazine. Oh my God I don't even know where to begin on this. This is coming from the same whore whom Nicholas just told me that on the last episode of season 2 of her show she not only made out with one of her suitors, but also made out with his mother, father, and siblings - in a family orgy.

I dont know if this bitch is even gay (or bi) or if she does it for ratings. I do know that I stupidly bought the first season of her show - and even for me who loves trash tv - it was a waste. Apparently she just came out a year ago when season 1 was released. As a bisexual. So now the year fresh bi troll says she is responsible for gay marriage? What about the millions of gay citizens of the planet who have been fighting for their rights for 20+ years since the gay pride movement at Stonewall? What about the legislatures who have pushed for this law to be passed for the last 15 years, constantly getting it turned down or vetoed? But NO they all pale in comparison to some fake bitch who whores herself on VH1 pretending to be gay. I now officially hate her.