Lil' Kim on the Top again with Paso Doble

Lil' Kim scored the highest score of the night in her solo dance (the seductive paso doble) and in her group dance (the sexy tango done to Britney's Womanizer).

ENJOY!

Vote for SNOW!

My favorite Dancer ever on So You Think You Can Dance = Snow, is now in the running to be one of the pro's on dancing with the stars. To remind you all why you should vote for this sexpot, here you go:

Lil' Kims sexy Rumba

Lil' Kim is through another week of Dancing With the Stars, this time with a sexy rumba!



and heres a cute ass video of her and her partner clothes shopping together

Lil' Kim - HIGHEST SCORE OF THE NIGHT

Lil' Kim reigned supreme last night on Dancing with the stars, getting the highest score of the night - and turning in the best dance. Lil Kim went back to jail when she danced an AMAZING jive to "Jailhouse Rock". Watch this PLEASE! She is truly AMAZING!



Also it seems Lil' Kims music career is also improving with her dancing exposure. Her new song "Download" was the most added song to urban and pop channels last week!! YES! Here's some behind the scenes video of Lil Kim and her dancing partner Derek at the video shoot for Download!

Lil' Kim and Derek - Viennese Waltz

Watch Lil' Kim work it out again on dancing with the stars!!
She is in second place as far as judges scores go, and according to DialIdol (which also counts votes for Dancing with Stars and American Idol) she is in FIRST PLACE as far as votes go!! KEEP IT UP GIRL!

Lil' Kim does Ellen and Paris

Lil' Kim and her dancing partner Derek were on Ellen last week, and Kim of course was cute as hell! They also did their argentine tango - just as hot the second time!!!
WATCH and VOTE!



She also met up with Paris Hilton ... fun


OH .. AND ... Lil' Kim is shooting her new video for her new album
WATCH Here

Lil Kim gets the 1st 10 of the season!

Above is Lil' Kims argentine tango last night on Dancing with the Stars, not only did she get a standing ovation, she also got the first 10 of the season! She just gets better every week! And she even got choked up and almost cried. SO ADORABLE! I love this Lil woman!!

And while were at it, here was the worst yet most entertaining (besides Kim) of the night! Biggy Steve Woz doing the tango as well:



gotta love him!

Dancing Recap

Here's my little recap of Dancing with the stars this week:

#1) LIL' KIM - The Queen Bee is back in charge this week. She turned in the sexiest dance of them all, and each week her technique is getting better and better!

#2) SHAWN THE GYMNAST - Sure she has chubbo arms. Sure shes kinda piggy. But she is Lil Kim's biggest competition for sure. She was fantastic!

#3) TY THE HICK - He may not speak english too well, but he was the surprise star of the show. When his partner, the "pro", fell over in the dance, he picked her up and recovered very well. He was shockingly good, him and his snaggle tooth (and I dont mean his wife).

#4) NOT FAMOUS GYLLES - He may be kinda sexy, and he may dance well, but he is no star.

#5) THE GIRL WHO GOT DUMPED - Even less of a star than Gylles. She's losing steam for me. I don't like her at all.

#6) THE WOZ - Uh YES, I did just rank him 6th! He was injured twice this week, and still tried his hardest. YES - he looked like a beached whale, and YES I loved it!

#7) IM NOT FUNNY ALAN GRIER - Ugh.

#8) EDYTA IS MY PARTNER - I like Edyta. Thats it.

#9) STEVE-O - Poor crazy Steve-O. This just doesnt make sense. You can jump off a 30 story building and land on your tounge, yet you cant do some shitty watered down ballroom dancing without hurting yourself? I just don't get it.

#10) HOLLY AND HOLLY'S BOOBS - Wow. She just doesnt look happy. She does look like a Barbie doll .. and by that I mean plastic that doesn't bend to walk or dance.

#11) THINGS JUST GOT COMPLICATED - Oh Denise. You will follow in Belinda's footsteps after that.

bye Denise. See you on season 2 of its complicated!

Lil' Kim's Sexy Samba - Week 3

SHE WORKS IT OUT!
and every week her scores are getting higher!!
LIL KIM FOR THE WIN!

Backstage with Kim

SOOOOO CUTE!

Bye Bye Belinda

The first casualty from the Dancing with the Stars group had been announced, and its none other than camel toe herself. Poor Belinda Carlisle didnt have the beat after all. She left over Steve, the fatty from Apple, whom I really think is joyful and I am glad he stayed. However Belinda and her camel toe will always hold a soft soft in my heart. Nicholas, on the other hand is devastated.

Dancing Rankings

So tonight someone is eliminated from Dancing with the Stars, after 2 dances, here's my rankings of the "celebs"

1) LIL KIM - Of course she's my number one! She's my favorite!! Not only that, she can dance. She's done 2 different styles of dance and she did them well!! I love her, I love it! She's what the show is about, taking a celeb .. a REAL celeb .. who doesn't dance, and teaching them to dance. She's doing it. And she's doing it 'WAY BIG'!

2) GILLES NAKED GUY FROM SEX IN THE CITY - Come on, if he's a celeb, so am I! Just kidding. But he is no celeb. He is however a good dancer.

3) MAN-ARMS SHAWN - Olympic gymnast and now beefy dancer, Shawn is pretty good .. but she just doesn't excite me in any way.

4) DUMPED BACHELORETTE MELISSA - She is NO celebrity in any way, shape, or form. Instead of her ass they should have gotten NEW YORK! She took her dumping and made it into a fortune! This bitch also has dance training, no wonder shes one of the best dancers. I dont like her.

5) JEWEL'S RODEO HUSBAND - I dont know his name .. no one does. But he was pretty good on week 2. Maybe he can make up for the fact that his wife lost her footing when her snaggletooth weighed down her ankles.

6) HOLLY! - I just love the girls next door, and especially Holly. But she is just embarassing herself at this point. Hope it gets better.

7) KATHY GRIFFINS FATTY EX WHO INVENTED APPLE - Okay, hes obviously the worst dancer ... maybe (thats left for you Belinda), BUT he is obviously having the most fun. And he is fighting to stay in the competition. I think hes fun.

8) COUNTRY SINGER NO ONE HAS HEARD OF WHO IS MARRIED TO HIS PARTNER - Who the hell is this guy? Why should I care if he and his wife can dance. My office pool is there is a divorce before seasons end.

9) ITS COMPLICATED - Why yes, I am referring to Denise Richards. She is a hot mess in every level. And thankfully she's on this show so we can see another side of her craziness. She's not a good dancer, in any way. But please let her stay around to cry another week or two.

10) STEVE-O - I like Steve-O, but he's out of his league. And now he's injured. How can you staple your nuts to your asshole and not get hurt, yet rush to the hospital from a sommersault?

11) FOOTBALL PLAYER I DONT CARE ABOUT - I . dont. care.

12) BELINDA "THE CAMEL TOE" CARLISLE - She is just a slow droopy mess. Which does make her all that more entertaining. But that shimmering glimpse of her camel's toe at the end of her routine last night, is emblazened in my mind forever. You go girl! You suck ... But you go!

13) CAREER WAS OVER WHEN LIVING IN COLOR WAS CANCELED ALAN GRIER - Please go home. Youre not funny. Youre not good. Youre not a celeb anymore.

I predict that Belinda or Steve (either one .. you pick) are out tonight.

Lets see

Lil' Kim's media blitz continues

Lil' Kim : Quickstep

Lil' Kim blew me and the judges away again last night with her professional quickstep! She is certainly one to beat in this competition.

Dancing With the Stars Curse?

First it was Jewel, then it was Nancy O'Dell. Both dropped out of the competition due to injuries. Then this week Steve-O, from Jackass, has gotten himself a pinched nerve, and now Steve W., co-founder of Apple and ex of Kathy Griffin, is in a cast. He refuses to give up though saying his dance this week would be "Even faster and more fun than last week."

Just don't let Lil' Kim get hurt!

Lil' Kim - Cha Cha Cha

Watch Kim kill the cha cha cha .. in a good way!
My girl is looking good and dancing great.
Right now with the judges scores she is in 3rd place!

Lil' Kim REALLY is everywhere

Lil' Kim is getting a HUGE publicity boost from Dancing with the Stars. First up today she graces the cover of US magazine and in it she reveals 25 secrets about herself. Here they are:

MY 25 SECRETS - Lil' Kim

1. I was a girlscout.
2. I learned to cook amazing and interesting meals in prison.
3. I love to jet-ski.
4. I am a fan of latin music especially El Jeffrey and Michael Stewart.
5. I love bike riding.
6. My favorite kinds of cake are vanilla with buttercream frosting, or red velvet.
7. I love sugar. I use 6 packs in my coffee.
8. I love watching old episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
9. I like to go to a love of standup comedy shows. I love to laugh.
10. A crab once bit me on my a$$ when I was swimming in the Bahamas.
11. I collect dolls.
12. I have more than 2,000 pairs of shoes.
13. My favorite book is: Your Best Life Now by Joel Osteen
14. Im a great interior decorator, I have done all my own houses.
15. I am a big practical joker with my friends.
16. I have a mean tennis game.
17. I love being around my friends and family 24/7.
18. I want to have a big family one day with 4 kids, a husband, and 2 dogs.
19. I love traveling around the world. My favorite place to go is Croatia.
20. I got a Nintendo Wii for Chirstmas and am now obsessed.
21. I relax by taking hot bubble baths by candle light.
22. I love Fracas perfume.
23. I enjoy reading every day for at least 2 hours.
24. I love anything Hello Kitty.
25. I am very intelligent.

Here's Lil' Kim on E! News


On AOL news:


On Access Hollywood:


YOU WORK IT OUT KIM!

Lil' Kim is everywhere

Looks like the dancing with the stars gig was a good idea for Queen of Rap Lil' Kim, she is everywhere lately. Here's some examples:

Here she is yesterday on Extra:


Here is some rehearsal footage leaked of her dancing:


And, to stay true to being a music maker, here is a glimpse at her new music video with new singer Se7en (Kim looks GREAT):

Ready to Dance

Lil' Kim prepares to take on the competition on Dancing with the Stars.
This is a cute as hell interview, and in the end she shows off some good moves!
I cannot wait to vote!

Kim Promo Pic

The Queen Bitch is baaaaaack