Nicole's sham marriage

We have all heard the rumors about Tom Cruise and his gayness and his fake marriages. A former Cruise assistant wrote a tell-all book last year which included such goodies as his agents, and Tom himself, held auditions for BOTH of his marriages. Calling in many actresses to be interviewed and briefed about Cruise and how their marriage was only to help boost both of their careers (and supposedly to make Tom look straight). First employee, er wife, Nicole Kidman has never said these accusations are true or false, however in an interview for the upcoming Glamour magazine she was asked about her marriage to Cruise and she responded with one sentence .. which says it all:

"It was my job to be seen and not heard."

BAM! Job .. employee .. fake marriage. I think we now know the truth from one who has been there!

All I can say is .. poor Katie. poor desperate Katie

No Love for Holmes

It looks like Katie Holmes has no shot at any Tony accolades for her Broadway debut in "All My Sons". Although the tickets have been selling well (which I think also is heightened by John Lithgow - a broadway veteran) the critics weren't too pleased. The critics viewed the show last night. And they didn't like her:

USA today says: "At best, Holmes exhibits a girlish exuberance that could serve her well in certain stage roles, provided she finds a director who can ease her obvious self-consciousness and get her to focus on the often-intricate process of character development. Sadly, Simon McBurney, who helms this production, is not that director."

Newsday compares Katie Holmes to the winner of a high school talent show.

But its not new news, lots of actresses have tried shots at Broadway - only to see their performances ripped apart. (See Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman)

Things get Harry on Broadway

Daniel Radcliff, the once adorable Harry Potter now the HOT AS HELL star of Equus, has begun his Broadway run of the show that sold in droves in England. And unfortunately its not a big hit here. Sadly, more people are showing up to see Katie Holme's Broadway debut in "All My Sons". Equus is selling about 65% capacity, and Katie's show is selling around 90% capacity. Thats sad. If I had the money I'd go see Daniel, and not just to see his pee pee.