Correction

I said the liar Guy Ritchie was getting 50 million of Madonna's money ... I was wrong ... its 92 MILLION!

WHAT THE HELL?!

Liar

Guy Ritchie has proved himself a liar - when considering his divorce proceedings from the Queen of Pop Madonna. Origionally he stated to the press he didn't want a dime of Madonna's money because he has his own fortune (which he does) and that the marriage was never about money. Yeah .. Ive heard that before. Now he is set to get 50 MILLION dollars of Madonna's money. Booo! Just because your movies have bombed left and right, and Madonna is on the biggest selling tour EVER, doesn't mean you are owed to that chunk of her money!! Stick to your word!!

Good Guy

Guy Ritchie turned into a good guy in the Madonna divorce proceedings. He will walk away with ZERO dollars of Madonna's fortune. And he told reporters: "This had nothing to do with money, and I do not want any of her money. It is hers, she worked for it. She keeps hers, I keep mine." And he has a good point, he is worth a ton himself (certainly not even half of what shes worth ... but its still more money than most people will ever have).

Too busy in bodybag

News keeps trickling in about why Madonna and Guy have split. Who knows whats to be believed .. but heres the latest report from the Guy camp:

"In addition to forbidding them from watching TV, Madonna reportedly kept her family, and Guy, on a short leash, with strict dietary rules. At dinner everyone ate steamed fish with seasonal vegetables, and for breakfast, Madonna made Guy drink zero-fat smoothies. If Guy wanted a treat, he'd have to sneak down to the pub for one.

Instead of spending time with the fam, Madge spent more time at the gym with her personal trainer, much to the dismay of her husband. And at night, instead of a good old romp in the sack, Madonna preferred to spend hours bathing in pricey creams and zipping herself up in a plastic body bag, which is an ancient anti-aging method."

Weird.

All along it WAS true

Madonna's publicist, Liz Rosenberg, officially released a statement saying that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are in fact getting a divorce. AND there was no prenup. So its going to get messy. An "inside source" says: "Guy is a gold digger who was in from the get-go for the money. He forced her to have no prenup. He is nothing more than a wolf in a great sheep outfit!"

And even more shocking today news is flying that Madonna and baseball star Alex Rodriguez "are romantic". Another source adds: "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing. A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

All I can say is I am shocked. I didn't believe it for a minute.
Oh well - I wish everyone involved the best.

4 seconds???????

Guy Ritchie said in an interview lately that; "The best sex lasts 4 seconds."
And he also answered the question as to why he didn't put more women into his movies; "I just dont understand women."

4 seconds???!
Maybe this is why Madonna may have had an affair. (i kid)

Stand by your woman

Guy Ritchie recently told Australian press (he is out there shooting a movie) the following:

"My marriage is fine. All the talk can die down. I love my wife with all my heart. And I am behind her, with her, and in love. And thats it on the subject."

Good for you. Good for them.

The New Sherlock Holmes

Guy Ritchie, yes Mr. Madonna, is directing a new big-budget version of Sherlock Holmes, and he has just landed an awesome leading man. None other than Robert Downey Jr. himself! This all smells of a huge hit to me. RDjr is just coming off the HUGE success of Iron Man. I cannot wait to see this.

(to see RDjr at his best -- watch Chaplin)

Its not over yet

Reportedly Guy Ritchie is flying to London from the set of his latest film in a ditch effort to work things out with his wife Madonna so that they do not have to divorce. This is good news. They have been together for 7 years and it would be so sad if they parted. Madonna apparently has a divorce lawyer, but maybe now things will be put to a halt today.