Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Blake - Just as weird as wifey


After posting this lovely picture of her husband Blake, Amy had to take this off her official facebook face. It seems that Blake was just offered to be let out of jail to serve the remainder of his sentence at his parents home - he would have to wear an ankle bracelet and would be under house arrest. His responce? No way! He'd rather stay in jail! He was rumored to have said if he couldn't see Amy, he'd rather be in jail.

Obama loves God - he really does


Obama, fearing that he is losing faith-based voters, is now releasing a new bevy of faith based merchandise. The line includes buttons, bumper stickers, and signs that read: "Believers for Barack" "Pro-Family Pro-Obama" "Catholics for Obama" "Clergy for Change". This is just silly to me. Whatever happened in this country with the division between church and state??

Monday, September 15, 2008

Figure Skating to start again!

Finally its the time of year that figure skating is going to begin! My favorite sports season, haha! So as we await the opening - here is Sasha Cohen performing flawlessly at the last Winter Olympics.

The Queen Is Back!


Lil' Kim, the best female rapper alive, has released a buzz single for her latest album which is due Jan. or next year. Its called "Shook Hands" and its AMAZING! You can click here to listen or download the song for free!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/186113712273f7ef/

Splendid!



This is a cover of Santogolds amazing song LES Artistes, done with Piano and Cello!
Loves it!

Coming Soon: Doubt



The trailer for Doubt.
This movie, along with Changeling and Milk are going to make this movie season so exciting for me!

She did it again!


Kathy Griffin won again at this weekends Emmy Awards (never fear the big primetime awards are still to be handed out later this month). She won best non-competition reality show for the second year in a row! Last year she caused quite a scandal when she proclaimed that Jesus could suck it - and her Emmy was now her God. However this year - true to form - she caused a little less stir, but still stayed true to her witty and irreverant self. She said: "Well, well, well! Here we go again, fuckers. Here we go again. Tom Hanks is here, James Gandolfini -- what the fuck! I'm not going to tell anyone to suck it. I would make love to this thing if I could. Thank you again!"

In other funny women winning awards news, Sarah Silverman also won an Emmy, outstanding original music and lyrics for a television show for her song "I'm Fucking Matt Damon". Her speech wasnt so funny, yet actually very sad: "Matt Damon, I'm going to be honest, had very little to do with this being popular. Thhe person for who this video was made, Jimmy Kimmel, who broke my heart, who... will always have a place in my heart."

Lohan Vs. Palin


We all heard about Matt Damon slamming Sarah Palin in an interview. And Pam Anderson last week took the high road and said that Palin could "suck it". However we now have one more celeb who is joining on the anti-Palin bandwagon (which I am the driver of). Its none other than Lindsay Lohan. On her blog, Lindsay wrote:

“I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin,” Lohan wrote. “Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock? … I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States only four years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be. Sarah Palin is a narrow minded, media-obsessed homophobe."

BAM!

It's Britney Bitch



Britney Spears, coming off a award winning week last week at the VMA's, has announced her new album "Circus" will be coming out December 2nd, her 27th birthday. Her new single "Womanizer" will be released to radio next week. Okay Britney - were ready!

I Smell Trouble


Gorgeous Jennifer Hudson announced yesterday that she is engaged. To whom? None other than PUNK from I Love New York Season 2. Uh oh! I find the people who go on those dating shows are either out for money or fame. Jennifer you should know better. Plus, was it just me, or did punk seem totally gay??

Happy 25th Birthday Amy!!


Amy Winehouse turned 25 yesterday, and a huge party was planned by her mother and father and a few close friends. However Amy did not show. Amy's best friend Remi Nicole worked with her mother and father (Mitch and Janis) on planning a safe fun outing for Amy. However Amy locked herself in her home. Remi spent 3 hours trying to get Amy to leave. The saddness behind her no show is heartbreaking. Remi said: Amy was standing in front of a mirror crying because she feels she is ugly. She refused to leave with me, and I couldn't have been more heartbroken.

Amy's appearance has deterioated quite a bit since her hard drug use has continued. The party, with such high profile guests including Adele, Mark Ronson, Elton John, and others went on without Amy - however everyone left early saddened not to see the birthday girl. Her mother, for one, was crushed. Amy wouldn't allow anyone else into the house for the rest of the night. And she spent her birthday all alone.

So sad.
Happy Birthday Amy!

Daily Amy: Bestival

Finally video has surfaced of Amy playing her last gig of the summer festival circuit. Here she is singing Back to Black. The reviews for this gig were really good vocally - however fans and critics alike remarked on how much pain amy seems to be in, and how she is deterioating. Sad stuff. But, as always, she sounds remarkable here singing Back to Black.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Equity Jeff Nominations Announced



The Jeff nominations for Equity productions in Chicago have been announced (if youre not in Chicago - basically the Jeff's are Chicago's Tony Awards) and Goodman Theatre - the theatre where I work during the day - was awarded a shockingly good 15 nominations.

Goodman Nominees include:
Best Play - Passion Play
Best Play - The Trip To Bountiful
Best Revue - Ain't Misbehavin'
Best Director / Revue - Chuck Smith: Ain't Misbehavin'
Best Actor / Play - John Hudd: Shining City
Best Actor / Revue - John Steven Crowley: Ain't Misbehavin'
Best Actress / Play - Karen Alderidge: The Cook
Best Actress / Play - Lois Smith: Trip to Bountiful
Best Actress / Revue - E. Faye Butler: Ain't Misbehavin'
Best Supporting Actress / Play: Hallie Foote: Trip to Bountiful
Best Supporting Actress / Play: Polly Noonan: Passion Play
Best Scenic Design: E. David Crosier: Trip to Bountiful
Best Scenic Design: Allen Moyer: Passion Play
Best Sound Design: Cecil Everet: Passion Play
Best Artistic Specialities: Rupert Boehle: Passion Play

the full list of nominees can be found here: http://www.theatreinchicago.com/news.php?articleID=406

Pick of the Week!


My show "No Darkness Round My Stone" was listed as the New City "Number One Pick Of the Week" and was named the #2 event in all of the arts this month in Chicago - finishing second to the San Francisco Ballet, which is in town. Hooray!

Also the official webpage of the Cultural Services of the French Embassy have posted an article about our show. The link is here: http://www.frenchculture.org/spip.php?article1696

Windy City Times on 'No Darkness'



The following is the review from the windy city times:

“What's your job?” a young lady asks the boy she's just met. “I'm a gold-digger,” replies the smitten lad. In a manner of speaking, this is accurate. He and his brother occupy their nighttimes cutting jewelry and prying dental crowns from recently-interred corpses.

This distasteful choice of employment, we learn, was precipitated by the death of their mother—a traumatic event plunging their father into depression that propels him to roam the streets, dressed in his late wife's clothes, in which he poses as a prostitute. His son's dream of a new start for their bereaved family is in idyllic Switzerland, financed by the treasure they steal from those who, after all, no longer have need of it. Robbing the helpless dead, however, is not as safe as the desperate thieves anticipate.

Andrew Marvell may have declared “the grave's a fine and private place/but none, I think, do there embrace,” but the revenants in actor-turned-playwright Fabrice Melquiot's whimsical view of the hereafter are not content to requiescat in pace. Indeed, the sole still-breathing participant—a nervous necrophile poet (played by Casey Chapman) searching, à la Edgar Allen Poe, for his recently deceased beloved—emerges to interrupt the departed.

Scenic designer Ewelina Dobiesz envisions our cemetery setting less as that of a pastoral garden than of a gone-to-seed funeral parlor, ambience heightened on opening night by the rain drumming on the roof of Trap Door's carriage-house auditorium, its decay acclimating us to conventions such as characters collapsing like unstrung marionettes by way of exiting a scene.

Likewise, securing our attention for the play's 90-minute running time is an ensemble of actors whose grasp of their respective personae reflects an infectious suspension of disbelief that quickly draws us into their universe. David Steiger and Kevin Lucero Less anchor the action as the two Beckettian siblings, Casey Chapman's poet and Tiffany Joy Ross' phantom bride join Cassandra Kaluza's exuberant ingenue and Bob Wilson's stately Sunset Boulevard-styled transvestite.
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We Love Russell



It appears I am not the only person who finds himself entranced by Russell Brand. It seems a mere 3 years ago, Russell Brand and Courtney Love dated for 5 months, and he credits her in part to his recovery from drugs and alcohol. (See Amy Winehouse - anyone can turn it around). Anyhow, Russell caused quite the chaos at last weeks VMA awards (which were terrible) by poking fun at the Jonas Brothers and their promise rings (as if anyone actually believes them). Well Courtney Love is defending her old beau on her myspace blog.

"Russell looked very hot and very nervous. I love him a lot. I am so damn proud of him for hosting the VMA's. He did a great job. He needn't bother himself with those assholes with chastity rings or that American "idol" who needs to shut it and lose some more awards."

- referring to Jordin Sparks who made the comment on the VMA's that "there is nothing wrong with chastity rings, not everyone wants to be a slut".

Daily Amy: Not Doing Better



Amy showed up last night for her DJ gig at the London pub Monarch, 2 hours late. And she scared some fans with her appearance. The event was sold out and lines wrapped around the club of fans awaiting to catch a glimpse. However when she arrived, visibly troubled or under the influence of something, she stumbled into the club - up to the mic and said: "Thanks for coming. Much obliged." Then she spun for about an hour, and then sat down on a stool for the rest of the evening, talking to no one and watching people dance and watch her. She then left at 3am, and was seen attacking one of her body guards as he tried to get her into her car.

Punch Her!

Charles Gibson looked like he was going to sock the shit out of Sarah Palin last night - in her first interview since taking the VP nomination. In this juicy interview she admits to never going outside of the country until last year (and that included canada and mexico - yes so very far away) and never meeting a dignitary or government official from ANY foreign country. To hear more spewing bile - here is the interview:

The Tribune Agrees!


Our new show: NO DARKNESS ROUND MY STONE - just recieved a great review from the Chicago Tribune! The biggest paper in the city of Chicago. I am so proud of the show - and I hope you can make it out to see it if youre in the area.

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'Darkness' cast is up to grave challenge

By Kerry Reid | SPECIAL TO THE TRIBUNE
September 12, 2008

The flowers of evil are in bloom again, and such strange flowers they are. Contemporary French playwright Fabrice Melquiot's disquieting and occasionally mesmerizing meditation on death, grief, and grave robbers, "No Darkness Round My Stone," plays in its English-language world premiere with Trap Door Theatre—like a cross between 19th Century symbolist poetry a la Charles Baudelaire and a gritty psychological noir thriller set in the underworld. At least six feet under.

Using disjointed chronology, Melquiot's play, (translated by David Bradby), traces the love affairs of two brothers, swaggering Dan (David Steiger) and sensitive dreamer Ivan (Kevin Lucero Less). When we first see them, they are rifling a recently interred corpse for jewelry and gold teeth. Dan insists on saying a prayer over the woman's body—right before he is apparently shot and killed himself by an outraged bystander.

From this bold and unnerving opening sequence, director Max Truax's louche and lugubrious production takes us into a twilight world of infidelity, necrophilia, voyeurism and cross-dressing. The brothers' father, Louis (Bob Wilson), spends his nights dressed in his dead wife's clothes, prowling for tricks as "Lullaby." Mysterious wannabe poet Juste (Casey Chapman), tries to get over his own broken heart by taking, um, liberties with the dead. Dan's abandoned, pregnant girlfriend Dolores (Tiffany Joy Ross) and Laurie (Cassandra Kaluza), Ivan's feverishly virginal partner, round out the gallery of damaged questing souls.

This is dark stuff, to be sure, and the interwoven story lines occasionally confound comprehension. At times, the connective tissue falls lax as the dialogue turns to poetry devoid of passion. Thankfully, however, the material isn't played for self-conscious shock value. Truax, who most recently brought an intriguing visual sensibility to "Termen Vox Machina," a multimedia piece based on Soviet spy and inventor Leon Theremin at Oracle Productions, makes a good fit with Trap Door's decadent European aesthetic. He also has a fairly good grasp on the more humane aspects of Melquiot's challenging script. Richard Norwood's nightmarish lighting and Ewelina Dobiesz's moldering set mesh beautifully to suggest an end-of-the-world environment where everything the characters want is just out of reach, taunting them in the dreamlike shadows.

Two performances in particular stand out in the mists of Melquiot's tone poem. Ross' betrayed bride-to-be, ripe with bruised pride and unashamed passion, plaintively declares to the faithless Dan "I want each one of my dreams to be a refuge or hospital for you." And as Louis/Lullaby, Bob Wilson is simply marvelous, his sadly comic and understated demeanor imbued with unbearable loss.

Through Oct. 11 at Trap Door Theatre, 1655 W. Cortland Ave. Tickets are $20 at 773-384-0494 or www.trapdoortheatre.com.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Best Idea Ever

RuPaul has a new show on Logo coming soon. Rupauls Drag Race. - Think America's Next Top Model with drag queens. Think BRILLIANT!

Coming Soon: The Changeling



Angelina's next Oscar - here it is!
SO EXCITED!

Welcome to Alina

Ok - call me addicted!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Daily Amy: DJ - A Second Outing


The last time Amy Winehouse played DJ she was photographed with white substance in her nose, never an empty hand without a drink, and very shaky footing. However that wont stop my girl from trying again at a DJ gig. This weekend Amy will DJ a night called "SnakeSpit DJ With Amy" at a London club. GOD I wanna be there! Who wants to buy me a ticket??

LOOK at our Vice Presidential choice Sarah Palin on the cover of Newsweek. NO thats not photoshopped. Thats actually her, and actually the cover. Also featured inside is a picture of her sitting on a couch with a large bears HEAD on it. So classy. Don't take away this womans guns!!! OH, also, in the article, she mentions that her church is one of those "pray the gay away" churches, that tries to exorcise the gayness out of people through prayer. Don't you just love her?


The Reader Weighs in!


The Chicago Reader has chosen No Darkness Round My Stone to be on its shortlist, the most highly recommended shows. Here is the review which will appear in Thursdays paper:

No Darkness Round My Stone
When: Through 10/11: Thu-Sat 8 PM
Phone: 773-384-0494
Price: $20, two for one Thu
Set in and around a graveyard, French playwright Fabrice Melquiot's hallucinatory play isn't for the timid--or for those who need a linear storyline. Melquiot gives us six fascinating characters, five of whom are corpses at the start of the evening, and sets them loose in a series of hallucinatory scenes--some quite witty, some terrifying and violent--that offer intriguing echoes of Beckett, Wedekind, Fassbinder, Albee, and Poe, but don't quite add up. Max Truax's inspired, eccentric direction leaves as many unanswered questions as Melquiot's highly fragmented text (translated here by David Bradby). But an intense and energetic ensemble keeps our attention. Highly Recommended. --Jack Helbig