Citizen of the Planet

Lil' Kim on the Top again with Paso Doble

2009-04-28T10:53:00.002-05:00

Lil' Kim scored the highest score of the night in her solo dance (the seductive paso doble) and in her group dance (the sexy tango done to Britney's Womanizer).

ENJOY!

Grey Gardens online

2009-04-22T12:48:00.001-05:00

Don't have HBO - want to see Grey Gardens ... here it is ONLINE for FREE.
AMAZING!

http://supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=4a1d96c88f01bb98540a

Vote for SNOW!

2009-04-22T12:13:00.003-05:00

My favorite Dancer ever on So You Think You Can Dance = Snow, is now in the running to be one of the pro's on dancing with the stars. To remind you all why you should vote for this sexpot, here you go:

Lil' Kims sexy Rumba

2009-04-22T12:03:00.001-05:00

Lil' Kim is through another week of Dancing With the Stars, this time with a sexy rumba!

and heres a cute ass video of her and her partner clothes shopping together

Amy BURNED

2009-04-22T11:11:00.002-05:00

OH NO! This is horrible. Amy Winehouse has accidentally burned herself while cooking pasta! In case youre wondering if it was drug related, it wasn't. She was cooking for friends in her apartment when she accidentally knocked over a pot of boiling water. And it looks horrific! However Amy's rep said: "Shes not in pain, and it looks much worse than it is." GET BETTER AMY!

Amy lookin Pretty

2009-04-22T11:08:00.002-05:00

Amy is still enjoying fun in the sun at St. Lucia as she continues to record her album. These are some of the best pictures I've seen of Amy in a long while. Keep it up!

Megan in a Car

2009-04-17T13:00:00.002-05:00

Megan Joy, still my girl, is interviewed from some rando in the back of a car.
weird.

Lil's prom pic and other funnies

2009-04-17T12:51:00.001-05:00

HAHAHA

Megan on Ellen!

2009-04-17T12:06:00.002-05:00

My Girl Megan Joy on Ellen!!!
she FLIES IN and sings AMAZING!

Jessica Pimps GG on Ellen

2009-04-17T11:57:00.002-05:00

Jessica Lange promotes her AMAZING performance in Grey Gardens on Ellen.
This woman is and always will be my favorite actress

I Love Little Edie

2009-04-17T11:54:00.001-05:00

Little Edie the Dancing and Fashion Queen!

Drew pimps Grey Gardens

2009-04-17T11:43:00.001-05:00

I SAW GREY GARDENS earlier this week - and it is simply BRILLIANT!
Here is Drew Barrymore (who has made an amazing turn in her career with her performance in this film) interviewing about the film on David Letterman.

Coming Soon: Anti-Christ

2009-04-17T11:36:00.000-05:00

My favorite director: Lars Von Trier (Breaking the Waves, Dancer in the Dark, Dogville, and Maderlay) is about to release his latest film .. and its a departure from form (in a way). Its a horror film, ANTICHRIST, and it looks TERRIFYING.

Here is the brand spankin new trailer:

I just cried at work

2009-04-17T10:37:00.003-05:00

I LITERALLY just cried at work.
WATCH THIS NOW!

... WOW ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

(sorry i couldn't post it)

In honor of tonights Idol

2009-04-14T15:55:00.002-05:00

Since American Idol is tonight ... lets laugh:

Reviews for Grey Gardens come in

2009-04-14T14:41:00.003-05:00

Although it doesnt premiere until Saturday on HBO. Some reviews have trickled in for Grey Gardens. Here's what I could find:

VARIETY
"Grey Gardens is a must-see for those fascinated by the lore of the U.S.' modern Camelot, as well as another sure to be lavishly adorned movie for HBO."

"Barrymore and Lange deliver vibrant, wonderfully theatrical turns, with Barrymore in particular seeming delighted to sink her teeth into a character this meaty after a blur of relatively forgettable romantic comedies."

**** stars

ORLANDO SENTINAL
"Jessica Lange is brilliant. She plays deluded forcefully, ages credibly and brings pathos to sometimes pathetic behavior."

"It seems destiny that Jessica Lange will be rewarded with every possible accolade for television films, coming awards season."

NY TIMES
"Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore turn in the best performances of their careers!"

"As true to the documentary as it could be, with allowing us a glimpse into the Beale's younger lives, Grey Gardens is a four star production."

WALL STREET JOURNAL
"The HBO film "Grey Gardens" shines new light on old subjects, and the result -- including a fantastic performance from Drew Barrymore -- is beyond entertaining."

"Jessica Lange also brings Big Edie into focus more sharply than the documentary did. She is a revelation."

--

SO exciting! AND .. I GET TO SEE IT TONIGHT!

"The Ultimate Betrayal" by Amy Winehouse

2009-04-14T14:32:00.002-05:00

The latest Blake news (which I havent even reported because I hate him) is that when in rehab he got a 19 year old girl, who is also an addict, pregnant. And last week she revealed to the London media that she would be having Blake's child. Meanwhile Blake is trying to sue Amy for adultery, for millions of dollars. Doesn't seem like that will work now will it Blake?! Fool.

Anyhow Amy has obviously been distraught over the news, but luckily she seems to be channeling it into her music. She penned the song "The Ultimate Betrayal" the day the news dropped. And currently is said to be writing the music for the song. One of her record execs took a moment to comment on the tune:

“Amy still felt they had something between them and that one day they'd be together again. She sat down with her guitar and started writing 'The Ultimate Betrayal'…She keeps repeating the line: 'Blake a baby, no, no, no.' it’s very haunting. And more importantly its very beautiful. It's wonderful to see Amy, again, taking a negative and fusing it creatively into music. The song will be on her new album. She is very proud of it, and so are we."

When Amy meets the Gorillaz

2009-04-14T14:27:00.003-05:00

Amy Winehouse has put a weeks hold on her 3rd album, to record a collaboration with the indie rock/rap band The Gorillaz! They are a very exciting "animated" band, who most recently collaborated with Madonna at the Grammys a few years back. However Amy's label is not pleased with the news. An insider said:

"[Her label] were not happy to say the least. They want Amy to get cracking on her new album, and she has barely recorded 3 demos. Imagine how they felt when they realised she had agreed to work with Gorillaz? They couldn't believe it. It's an unnecessary distraction. They think she should invest all her energy in her own music. She should be knuckling down and delivering the goods."

Oh well .. I am just overjoyed there may soon be a new Amy track out there!

Amys topless protest

2009-04-14T14:21:00.002-05:00

Amy Winehouse was not happy last week when St. Lucia enforced a new law on her. Amy, who has vacationed on the island, and now is recording her album there, has enjoyed walking along the beaches topless for months. But now - St. Lucia has banned topless sunbathing on the island. Amy, surely not happy she couldnt care her boobies anymore, then ran around her resort hotel with her top off, boobs flapping, yelling and angered. An onlooker said:

"She seems to like lounging around topless and might have had enough of being told what to do. She was talking to herself as she ran and flailing her arms around but we couldn't tell what she was saying - it didn't make a bit of sense. But she certainly didn't seen to mind that her breasts were out for everyone to see."

You go girl! Fight the system!

Jason Castro SIGNED

2009-04-14T14:15:00.001-05:00

My favorite Idol from last years batch, Jason Castro, struck it big this week and was signed to Atlantic Records. Honestly I wonder why it took so long. Castro became the first Idol to ever land #1 on the itunes charts with his download of "Over the Rainbow" which he performed on the show. I cannot wait for the album, he's quite good - and not bad to look at :)

Lil' Kim - HIGHEST SCORE OF THE NIGHT

2009-04-14T12:40:00.002-05:00

Lil' Kim reigned supreme last night on Dancing with the stars, getting the highest score of the night - and turning in the best dance. Lil Kim went back to jail when she danced an AMAZING jive to "Jailhouse Rock". Watch this PLEASE! She is truly AMAZING!

Also it seems Lil' Kims music career is also improving with her dancing exposure. Her new song "Download" was the most added song to urban and pop channels last week!! YES! Here's some behind the scenes video of Lil Kim and her dancing partner Derek at the video shoot for Download!

Coming Soon: Cheri

2009-04-10T10:07:00.002-05:00

Michelle Pfieffer is getting much Oscar buzz for her latest film, Cheri. It also features what looks like a stellar performance by Kathy Bates as well. I am intruiged, I love Miss Pfieffer

Megan's Press Tour Continues

2009-04-10T09:52:00.003-05:00

Megan was asked to be on Access Hollywood yesterday AND sing.
Here she is, again singing "Walking After Midnight" - and this is by far the best performance of the song! AWESOME! I just love her!

(you'll have to click on the link)

http://www.accesshollywood.com/booted-idol-megan-joy-sings-walking-after-midnight_video_1081573?__source=omg

Here she is on the Today show as well!

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

And here is an awkward interview with Megan .. being interviewed by Kara (ew)
http://www.accesshollywood.com/idol-judge-kara-dioguardis-singing-advice-for-megan-joy_video_1081644

MTV Top 10 Albums EVER

2009-04-10T09:41:00.002-05:00

MTV just released its 10 best albums of ALL time.
Exciting and shocking results!
ENJOY!

1. Michael Jackson – Thriller
2. The Beatles - The White Album
3. Guns'n'Roses – Appetite for Destruction
4. Radiohead – OK Computer
5. Nirvana – Nevermind
6. Amy Winehouse – Back To Black
7. U2 – The Joshua Tree
8. Oasis – (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
9. Jagged Little Pill - Alanis Morissette
10. Electric Ladyland - Jimmi Hendrix

what are your thoughts?

Megan still HOT

2009-04-08T13:37:00.001-05:00

Megan is still hot - that is not on physical, but she is still getting interviews all over the place. Here she is in the 2 most recent ones:

TV Guide Channel

and here Video Interview with Entertainment Weekly
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid18865602001?bclid=18849351001&bctid=18867762001

American Idol: Top 8

2009-04-08T12:49:00.002-05:00

This week American Idol went back to the year the contestants were born. And I will admit all I wanted to see was Megan's baby pictures, but alas America is foolish and booted her last week. I almost must admit I care a lot less now. Mainly because my favorite left, is a shoe in to win or at least make the finals. However, he always trumps himself. And he gets me excited in the show all over again! LONG LIVE ADAM .. the rest are just struggling to survive. However there were a couple surprises tonight:

#1) - ADAM - Mad World! Now here is Mad vocals, they always refer too. Yet again, Adam has topped himself, and this was his best performance to date in my book. He took a great song, and actually improved upon it. I loved it.

#2) - ALLISON - She's back in form this week. I have found her to become kinda bleh and boring, but this week she was on point. She can sing, there is no doubt about it. She beter not be in the bottom this week.

#3) - MATT - Matt is someone I liked in the beginning and up until now have just forgotten about. He has been boring and odd the past few weeks, but he really shined tonight. He was soo close to being my second place choice. Good job Matt. I hope he continues this and doesn't revert back to blandness.

#4) - KRIS - It gets tough now because I thought everyone else was bad. Kris was least bad I guess. Certainly his worst performance so far - nothing special.

#5) - ANOOP - Although it put me to sleep, and was his most boring job yet (which is tough) it was more in key than my last 3. He is a waste of a spot though. He should have left last week.

#6) - DANNY - Being the other frontrunner (with Adam) he is sooo unimpressive its scary. This was actually bad. Sometimes I think his vocals are okay, even though I hate him, but this week he butchered a perfectly good song. Awful!

#7) - SCOTT - Wow! Scott is just awful. There is no way of getting around it. And this week may have been his worst yet. And his fake guitar playing was embarrassing to say the least. However, he places higher than my last place finisher because he has personality and is kinda fun.

#8) - LIL - TERRIBLE! MIMIC! AWFUL! She is soooo boring it hurts. This better be the week she lands in the bottom. She deserves it. UNBELIEVABLE how they can say she can sing when there is no proof.

bottom 3 should be: Lil, Scott, Danny (with Lil or Scott leaving)

bottom 3 will be: Scott, Anoop, Kris (with Anoop leaving)

Paris' New BFF

2009-04-07T17:18:00.002-05:00

Looks like Paris Hilton found her new best friend:

LOVES IT!

Back to St. Lucia

2009-04-07T14:41:00.004-05:00

My girl Amy Winehouse is back in her resort location St. Lucia, and is recording her third album. However that hasnt stopped her from enjoying the beach. Here's some shots of Amy out and about over the past week.

Courtney missing millions

2009-04-07T14:35:00.003-05:00

Courtney Love is having more troubles. Her 2nd solo cd has yet to be released, and now she is missing TONS of money. Her attorney says the U.S. singer is attempting to track down tens of millions allegedly missing from her late husband's estate. The New York Post said Love has enlisted the help of lawyers, private investigators and forensic accountants in an effort to find out what happened to the money late grunge rocker Kurt Cobain left Love and their daughter Frances Bean.

"I have never seen such greed and moral turpitude." Love's attorney Rhonda J. Holmes from the Gordon & Holmes law firm in San Diego told the Post's Page Six about the allegedly missing money. "We will be filing civil cases... within the next 30 days. There are many, many millions missing. We've only been able to track down $30 million, but there is more."

Holmes said Love became aware of the situation when she ran out of money.

"It's no secret she struggled with substance-abuse issues, but in the last year she's taken a more serious approach to sobriety and started noticing things were wrong," Holmes told the newspaper. "We are also working with local and federal authorities. ... Many of those (involved with) the estate's coffers mismanaged, stole and outright looted it shamelessly."

Hope you get your money girl.
Release your cd - I'll buy it, there will be 15 bucks!

LA Times Interviews Megan

2009-04-07T14:22:00.002-05:00

The morning after being eliminated, fallen "American Idol" singer Megan Joy still isn't making any apologies: not for herself or her brother.

Instead, after being told by Simon Cowell that she wouldn't be saved no matter how her final song went, Joy appeared to have a grand old time belting out Bob Marley's "Turn Your Lights Down Low" for the last time and making bird noises at the remaining contestants. She talked to Idoltracker this morning about how she got them to "caw" back, her brother's dissing of Kara DioGuardi, how she felt about telling Simon off and her secret passion for Cradle of Filth.

LA: How are you feeling after what happened last night?
Megan: I am tired and very excited to see my son. It’s been a couple of months. Every minute that passes is harder.

LA: You didn’t seem particularly sad. What were you thinking about?
Megan: I just woke up kind of knowing it was my time. I woke up with this feeling that I’d be going. So I decided to just have the best attitude that I could and get excited about what’s going to happen after.

LA: So you were actually looking forward to moving on?
Megan: It’s never fun to get cut from a competition. I was excited to show America that I could belt songs out like the rest of them. I was bummed not to have that chance. But I get to go home to my son, so how am I'm feeling? It’s kind of a tossup.

LA: Did you have a song picked out for next week?
Megan: I did. I was going to sing ‘Separate Lives’ by Phil Collins.

LA: What’s the deal with the bird thing?
Megan: I love birds and I’m just a big dork. I love making animal noises, and sometimes people think I’m funny, and I just decided to make a couple people laugh. The two people that think I’m funny.

LA: Was that an inside joke between you and Allison?
Megan: No, I just make noises all the time. All day yesterday I was like, ‘Guys, I think I’m going home. Please caw for me! Be my bird friends!’ And they were like, ‘Of course we will.’

LA: During the elimination, your brother yelled ‘Broken record!’ to Kara and they squabbled off-camera. What happened there?
Megan: I didn’t get to see it. He told me about it later. I just think it’s hilarious. My brother’s just like me. He is who he is and he represents me. He can’t take it when someone’s tearing me down, so he voiced his opinion. I think he’s hilarious.

LA: Talk to us about telling Simon that you didn’t care what he said.
Megan: I really didn’t mean to upset him. I had no idea that it was going to be like that. I didn’t want people to think I didn’t care about the competition. I just didn’t care that Simon didn’t like my song. I did care about what the judges thought because I wanted to keep progressing, but not personally for myself. If they don’t like what I do, that’s fine, but I’m not going to take it to heart, because I am who I am and I’m not going to change that. I sing how I sing, and if they don’t like it that’s cool. It’s not going to hurt my feelings.

LA: What was your best moment?
Megan: Getting through ‘Walking After Midnight,' because it was a flat-out miracle. It was absolutely insane. I don’t know how that happened. I was positive that I wasn’t going to be able to go on. Dress rehearsal an hour before I didn’t hit a single note, I was crying, I couldn’t sing at all. It was adrenaline. It was like an out-of-body experience. It was like watching myself. I don’t know how to explain it. It was really weird.

LA: We’ve heard that the real Megan Joy is a real serious metal head.
Megan: I can’t say I’m a very serious one, but I truly love it. And I listen to it just as much as I listen to anyone else.

LA: Did you want to let that side loose during ‘Idol’?
Megan: Well, I mean, I love listening to it, but I would never pick that music for myself. I would be featured in a metal song. If someone wanted me to sing a little part, I would. That would be awesome.

LA: What’s your favorite metal band?
Megan: Cradle of Filth.

LA: So you didn’t have in your mind that you wanted to one week do a Cradle of Filth song?
Megan: (Laughs) You know, if only they would have let me … . It could have been sick. Could have been sick!

LA: What’s been the hardest part of being on the show?
Megan: Being away from my baby.

LA: What about the process?
Megan: It was all really stressful, and sometimes I didn’t know if I could take anymore of it, but I don’t think anyone is given anything they can’t handle in life. If you’re thrown something I think you can handle it, and I managed to handle everything that they threw at me.

LA: On elimination nights, you always seemed OK. You seemed maybe less hurt by judges than other contestants.
Megan: I love life, and I just don’t let people bring me down because I don’t have time for it. I don’t think anyone should have time for it. It’s up to us how we let people affect us. I try to take good from everything and be postive and happy.

LA: You seem a much more playful group than in the past. Did you feel like you were a bunch of kids at a slumber party?
Megan: I did! We’re all goofy nerds, all the time.

LA: Who did you bond with?
Megan: I’m close with them all, but Allison is my roomie and I have a soft spot for her. I also have talked with Adam on the phone 3 times since I left, love him. I'll miss Kris, he's funny. I liked everyone!

LA: Do you feel like this year the girls are being persecuted by the voters?
Megan: You know, we’re getting taken down one by one. But the guys are awesome, so I can’t say America is wrong because they’re really all incredible. I get excited for everybody, so when I’m on stage with Adam and every person in the audience is screaming his name, it just makes me happy because I love him and I think it’s great.

LA: How do you feel about this publicity tour you’re about to embark on?
Megan: I’m all about it. Bring it on. Let’s do this. I’m probably not as prepared as I’d like to be, but I wasn’t even prepared to try out for ‘Idol’ in the first place.

LA: How did you come to try out in the first place?
Megan: My family and friends made me. I was like, ‘I’ll never ever make it, this is ridiculous. There is no point, I’m just going to sit there for hours and not even make it past round one.’ My mind is blown. I cannot even believe what happened to me.

LA: What’s next?
Megan: I’d love to make albums and try to write. I’ve never tried to write a song before. I hope that I can. Any doors that open, I can’t wait to see what’s going to happen.

LA: What kind of album would you want to make?
Megan: I don’t know. Something beautiful, maybe a little dark. Something that people can fall in love with, fall asleep to, just beautiful music.

LA: What do you wish people would ask you about but haven't?
Megan: I don’t know. How much I love cartoons? I don’t know. I love all cartoons! I love little kid ones like on Nickelodeon, and I love adults ones like ‘Family Guy’ and ‘The Simpsons’ and ‘South Park.’ I love Pixar and DreamWorks. I love all of them.

LA: What is the first thing you're going to do when you get home?
Megan: I’m going to hug my son for as long as he will let me.

O'Reilly tries to Expose Adam - The bookies Predict him

2009-04-07T13:33:00.002-05:00

American Idol winner (I hope) Adam Lambert is certainly getting the most attention of anyone this season, or any other I can remember (except maybe when Frenchie did porn in season 2). Last night the idiotic Bill O'Reilly proved he has been out of the loop and ran this "report" on Adam:

As I am sure O'Reilly is trying to get the conservative base to rally against Adam and his "crazy ways" .. the bookies meanwhile are overwhelmingly predicting Adam to win the season:

So there O'Reilly. Also since youre bringing things up, can I bring up the sexual harrasment and molestation charges brought on to you a couple years ago by your intern? Hows that for your viewing audience.

Meanwhile Danny Gokey fans try to get him press (HAHAHAHAHA)

With Megan gone - my 100% support goes to ADAM!!

Megan's still making the rounds

2009-04-07T13:31:00.001-05:00

Above is Megan making another appearance, this time on Good Day New York! She is making a record number of appearances, considering she was booted so early (BOO). She also is set to appear on Ellen! I will get that video up as soon as I see it!

WOW! Grey Gardens is going to be amazing!

2009-04-07T13:26:00.001-05:00

HBO is premiering Grey Gardens, the movie based on the documentary which was made into a musical. I have been excited about this FOR YEARS! And then when Jessica Lange, my favorite actress was attached, I became thrilled! Here are the posters, and a movie still. Then compare it to the real deals ... wow looks like Jess and Drew (yes Barrymore) actually nail it!

Lil' Kim and Derek - Viennese Waltz

2009-04-07T11:59:00.001-05:00

Watch Lil' Kim work it out again on dancing with the stars!!
She is in second place as far as judges scores go, and according to DialIdol (which also counts votes for Dancing with Stars and American Idol) she is in FIRST PLACE as far as votes go!! KEEP IT UP GIRL!

Eminem's Latest

2009-04-07T11:46:00.001-05:00

After a shitty buzz single (Crack the bottle) .. Eminem is back how I like him! Being sassy and making fun of people. His new single: We Made You, is fantastic. He makes fun on Palin, Jessica Simpson, along with other targets. He also gives a couple shout-outs to my girl Amy Winehouse, including one saying "Rehab never looked so good!"

Enjoy the video:

More AI Funniness

2009-04-06T15:32:00.001-05:00

Back by popular demand - more funny AI things:

Megan LIVE on Regis

2009-04-06T14:21:00.002-05:00

WOWZA! Here's Megan SINGING on Regis and Kelly! She does "Walking After Midnight" and she looks and SOUNDS amazing!!! Her future is BRIGHT I just know it!

Megans Last (amazing) Stand

2009-04-06T14:16:00.004-05:00

The incomparable Megan's final caw from last week!

Lil' Kim does Ellen and Paris

2009-04-06T13:48:00.002-05:00

Lil' Kim and her dancing partner Derek were on Ellen last week, and Kim of course was cute as hell! They also did their argentine tango - just as hot the second time!!!
WATCH and VOTE!

She also met up with Paris Hilton ... fun

OH .. AND ... Lil' Kim is shooting her new video for her new album
WATCH Here

Lets Make Fun Of Idol

2009-04-03T17:20:00.013-05:00

Now that Idol has jumped the shark, kicked off a great contestant, and decided to root for the crapo's (sans Adam of course), here are some HILARIOUS images found all over the place. ENJOY!

New Amy News!

2009-04-03T15:57:00.002-05:00

Amy Winehouse has been VERY busy lately. She boarded a plane 2 days ago to return to St. Lucia. Why? Not to party this time, but to record her 3rd album!! She is teaming with Salon Remi (who produced her first album Frank) and Mark Ronson (who produced Back to Black) and is busy in the studio recording tracks. She said in a quickie interview: "I don't have time for fun right now. I just wanna make my album. But its good I don't go out. I usually wind up getting arrested anyway." Haha!

Also she was honored with the news that the dress she wore for Nelson Mandela's birthday bash last year would go on display at the Hard Rock Cafe in the UK and a replica in the US. To celebrate she had a small party at the Hard Rock Cafe, and bought 140 guests all tequila shots. Oh Amy youre so generous.

Gaga Makes History

2009-04-03T15:07:00.003-05:00

Lady Gaga makes history this week! "Pokerface" hit #1, her second single. Her first single "Just Dance" also went number one. Making her the first artist to have her first two singles go number one in 10 years! And only the 3rd female artist to ever do it (the other two being Madonna and Mariah Carrey). YOU GO GIRL!

COming Soon: Bruno

2009-04-03T14:57:00.001-05:00

OH MY GOD!
Sasha Barron Cohen is back .. in a big gay way
move over Borat - its time for BRUNO!

So Long Megan, Until we Meet again!

2009-04-03T13:19:00.003-05:00

STUPIDLY and UNFAIRLY America proved they suck again and my favorite Idol Megan was eliminated on Wednesday. Never mind, she will go strong I'm sure. So in her honor, here are some AWESOME interviews she gave after her controversial exit - and all of her studio performances from each week! I LOVE YOU MEGAN!

american idol extra interview:

Meg Extra
by krunkyou

American Idol Extra with Paula

Paula Extra
by krunkyou

Fox Philly interview

Fox This Morning interview

Fox LA

Megan Joy
by krunkyou

entertainment weekly interview:

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: It seems like you performed the song way more in the judges' faces last night than you did on Tuesday night. Was that a big F.U. to them?

MEGAN JOY: Yeah, I was ready to be right in their faces. They have a habit of talking to each other while we sing. That's so rude.

EW: It looked like you and Allison got really close. Was she your house bestie? Did you talk about being in the bottom three?

MJ: She's my girl. She's been my roommate for a long time. I had the softest spot in my heart for her. I never cared to talk about why I was down there. I always expected it and was prepared. I just wanted her to know that she's incredible and has tons of fans and not to get down on herself in any way.

EW: How was your going away dinner last night?
MJ: I had a blast. It was a really fun night. They all told me what a good person I am and how they think I have the best attitude and spirit. Even Simon came to my dinner.

EW: Not to mention dance moves. What was up with those?
MJ: I can't help it. I don't know why it happens. I would say to people who hate them, ''Too bad. Close your eyes.'' The producers were constantly like, ''Practice in the mirror!'' But I don't like to. I don't want to plan anything. I won't sound the same if I'm focusing on my body. So I never took that advice. Maybe I should have.

EW: At least the judges always seemed to like your looks.
MJ: Yeah, sometimes I was like, come on! I'm not here for that. I'm not used to that though. I'm a jeans and no-makeup kind of girl, so sometimes getting dressed up like that made me feel good.

EW: What's next for you? Do you still want to sing?
MJ: I want to go home and be with my baby and lay low until the tour. And after that I'll figure out what doors will be open to me.

EW:I read on the Idol website that you really want to be on Yo Gabba Gabba. Have they called?
MJ: They have not! But I've met a couple of people who know people that work on the show. So I'm just going to show up there and beg them.

MTV Interview:

# What was with all the “caw- caw” stuff?
“I love birds and bird noises and I just decided if I’m going out, I’m going out with a bang and I’m just gonna be myself. I flew the whole time!”

# So it’s not that you didn’t care about the show?
“I cared about the competition, like, I didn’t want people to misunderstand me not caring, I just didn’t care that Simon didn’t like my song.”

# Was it easier to sing knowing there was no chance of being saved?
“It was for sure easier cuz I didn’t care if I messed up, which I did. I was just stoked to flop around and be right in their faces and sing it, sing it right at ‘em.”

# No one's ever done that. I love it!
"Thanks. I loved it too. It was fun!"

# Are you proud of you brother talking back to Kara on Tuesday night calling her a broken record?
“I’m always proud of my brother. He’s my boy and he’s like me, he just can’t help but be himself and I wasn’t surprised at all that he did it. It cracked me up. I was glad that Kara ended up taking it lightheartedly, though (laughs).”

# Will you be getting a new tattoo?
“I definitely am. I have a lucky ring that I’ve worn the entire time and I’m gonna have that tattooed on my ribs."

# What will she do when you see your son (probably on Wednesday)?
“I’m gonna hold him for as long as he’ll let me and I’m gonna try not to sob like a lunatic cuz, I’m sure he’ll just be confused and scared. It’s gonna be beautiful, I cannot wait.”

# We loved you here, and were sure you'll get a contract. What would you be interested in doing along with music?
“I would love, like, I love cartoons. I like doing voices, I love Pixar. There’s a couple shows like I wanna make an appearance on. I’m down for whatever. Whatever life wants to introduce me to, I would love to dabble.”

# What were you planning to sing next week?
“I was gonna sing “Separate Lives” by Phil Collins because it’s beautiful and I was ready to show a softer side like they kept telling me. Oh well. I'll sing it to my son, and it will be better like that I'm sure.

STUDIO PERFORMANCES

Put your records on

Black Horse and Cherry Tree

Rockin Robin

Walking After Midnight

For Once In My life

Turn Your Lights Down Low

AI's Top 9

2009-04-01T13:35:00.002-05:00

American Idol has officially pissed me off - well these stupid judges at least. This week saw them praise a completely tuneless performance, call someones shit screaming "effortless vocals", and trashed my favorite on a good night. I HATE THEM. Here is the real judging of what happened:

#1) ADAM
As if you would have thought otherwise, Adam turned what could have been complete trash (with a questionable song choice "Play that Funky Music White Boy") into the best performance of his so far in the competition. He is the real deal! Awesome!

#2) KRIS
He also turned in his best, which almost could rival Adam's, but doesnt. He was unquestionably the second best of the night however.

#3) MEGAN
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY .. SHE WAS GOOD!!! I dont care how much the judges consistantly trash her, I dont care what you personally thought, I know what I heard and i LOVED it! Megan excites me everytime. She is unique, personable, and sings great. I love her. And I hate jealous ass Kara.

#4) ALLISON
She was good - but not her usual great. And she did look awful. However that doesnt matter. What does matter is that it wasn't her best week - but still better than most.

#5) MATT
A lot of people think he jumped the shark again, like he did with Viva La Vida. I personally didn't mind that (too much), and I certainly didn't mind this! I actually kinda liked it.

#6) DANNY
I. Hate. Him.

#7) ANOOP
He was a back-talking, awfully un-sexy or exciting mess. One of his worst. I hope he gets the axe soon!

#8) SCOTT
American Idol's big grinning joke this season didnt dissapoint. Although he sang a bit better, he was still awful! And he looked more frightening than ever.

#9) LIL
The wannabe Diva was HORRIBLE as per usual. I honestly think this was her worst yet. And thats a feat.

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However that aside. I predict the stupid American public will have Megan, Matt, and Anoop in the bottom - and that Megan will leave. STUPID STUPID america

Lil Kim gets the 1st 10 of the season!

2009-03-31T11:51:00.004-05:00

Above is Lil' Kims argentine tango last night on Dancing with the Stars, not only did she get a standing ovation, she also got the first 10 of the season! She just gets better every week! And she even got choked up and almost cried. SO ADORABLE! I love this Lil woman!!

And while were at it, here was the worst yet most entertaining (besides Kim) of the night! Biggy Steve Woz doing the tango as well:

gotta love him!

Amy is on the loose

2009-03-27T19:25:00.003-05:00

Here are some various shots of Amy playing around in her yard, and leaving her house to go to a concert taken on Wednesday and Thursday. She's lookin better and better

The Movie Clintons

2009-03-26T13:36:00.003-05:00

BIG NEWS! Dennis Quaid and Julianne Moore are signed on to play Bill and Hillary Clinton in an upcoming film! The two are magical together onscreen - see them sparkle in the amazing Far From Heaven. The film, however is about Tony Blair (Michael Sheen reprising his role from the Queen). It features the Clintons in supporting roles, and is rumored to be titled "The Special Relationship" (sounds like a fitting title for the Bill and Hillary movie).

Cant wait to see Julianne play Hillary! I love them both so much

2009-03-26T13:08:00.001-05:00

GREAT NEWS for Amy's upcoming 3rd album. Mark Ronson, who has reconciled with Amy since the failed James Bond themesong, has signed on to produce her third album. He told reporters: "The writing for this disc is superior to her other two. This is going to be one hell of an album! I am so excited to work and just hang out with Amy again."

YAAAY!

Dial Idol's results - motown

2009-03-26T13:03:00.002-05:00

Who knows if these are right - they have done a pretty good job so far this season though. But here is what they say are the results from last nights voting:

1. ADAM!
2. Allison
3. Danny
4. Lil
5. Matt
6. Anoop
7. Kris
8. Scott
9. Megan
10. Michael

UH OH! Megan better not go before the boredom of Michael. BUT, Hoooray for Adam!! Last week he was placed #6 according to them, and he has lept to number one! And Allison joins him in dethroning the horrific Danny. I still am so confused and angered as to why Lil is so high though.

Best Friends

2009-03-26T12:59:00.000-05:00

Okay this makes me like Kris more. In an interview he was asked: Who in the top 10 is your best friend? He said: Megan! I love that girl.

However Megan said: Adam or Kris.

oooh there's competition!

these 2 are so cute!

Idol's Top 10 do Motown

2009-03-26T12:30:00.002-05:00

Its Motown week for Idol, and I was dissapointed and a little let down overall. Here are my thoughts in full:

#1) ADAM
Leaps and bounds above everyone else, Adam did stand out this week and not for his appearance or his overt gayness, but for his voice. Although I prefer my Adam to be hyper sexual and sassy - I did like this performance. Was it as good as Ring of Fire? No. Not even close. But I admire him for switching it up. He is the real deal.

#2) ALLISON
Making up for last week - Allison was so good she was almost my number 1. She stayed true to herself yet again - which I consistently love. She just doesn't have the whole package like Adam, but the package she does have is pretty damn awesome!

#3) KRIS
Yet again he is one of my favorites of the week. I wouldn't go as far as saying he is a favorite in the competition though. He's just someone that is consistantly above average. But in a group of awful singers, and people who are a bit up and down, he does stand out. I don't love his little faces, but I like his spunk.

#4) MATT
He stood up! YAY! I thought I would hate this when it started, another boring but talented piano performance. But then he moved away and performed. It wasn't the best of the night, and the constant falsetto does get old - but on a weak night, he was one of the best.

#5) MEGAN
It was definitely not my favorite best night. I however cannot rank her any lower because she is an original. And although her pitch was all over, she still captured my attention in a way that no one but Adam did. She is tons of fun, she is cute, and she CAN sing. Tonight she didn't do herself any favors, but there were moments I really loved. I hope she makes it through, and can come back and win everyone over.

#6) ANOOP
He is so damned boring. And so damned average. But he .. mostly .. sang in tune. It was the most boring performance of the season though. He might as well have just took a snore break. (the fact that he is this high shows you how awful some people truly were)

#7) DANNY
I think my dislike for him shows no bounds. He is pegged the winner - yet is always unimpressive to me in every way. And everyone slams Megan's dancing .. have you even watched Danny?! Vocally all over the place. Lots of screaming (yet again, people slam Adam for this, but Danny does just as much if not more, and his is much less pleasant to listen too). I just wish he would go away and go back to singing in the church choir.

#8) LIL
As overrated as Danny is, he can still sing. This is something that Lil has yet to prove. She is A DISASTER. Why they keep saying she is one of the best singers, I will never know. She hasn't proved it. She looked a mess, her wig looked straight from the dollar store. She screamed the whole song, looked like she was on heroine, and should leave now!

#9) MICHAEL
He just has no real talent. He's so below average that it hurts. I pray he is gone this week. He is a seat filler at best. And this was a terrible performance, even for him.

#10) SCOTT
As bad as Michael and Lil were, no one trumps Scott. He is just terrible always, and he only seems to get worse! I hope this is his swan song.

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So I would put Lil, Michael, and Scott in the bottom with Scott or Michael going home. However I am predicting Megan, Michael, and Lil (I hope) are in the bottom with Michael going home. I will be so sad if Megan has to leave!!!!

The day I met GAGA

2009-03-25T13:11:00.001-05:00

Last night I met Lady Gaga and was front and center for her FAME BALL concert at the House of Blues. AMAZING! If this tour comes near you - don't miss out. SHE IS THE BEST!!!!!

2 Chicago Shows to see NOW

2009-03-25T13:09:00.001-05:00

If you live in Chicago, now is as good of a time as EVER to go out and see live theatre. I have seen 2 shows in the last 2 weeks, and BOTH were fantastic. I would reccomend you run out to see HORSES AT THE WINDOW at the fabulous Trap Door Theatre, and A PERFECT WEDDING at circle theatre. Both a little off the wall - both wonderful. Go out and support local theatre!

Amy's new music rumors

2009-03-25T12:41:00.002-05:00

There were rumors flying around that Amy Winehouse's record label: Island Records, has rejected her demo's for her forthcoming 3rd album. The reports say the songs were reggea themed (sounding nothing like the jazzy and bluesy sounds of "Frank" or "Back to Black"), and that the lyrics were very dark and depressing. Rumors flew over the internet that the tracks were rejected. Well today Island Records bossman denied those rumors today saying: "That is absolutely not true. We are thrilled over the demos. Amy is the best writer of the past 25 years, and this album will prove it. We are excited about the energy she is putting into the album, and the way it is going. It will be a fantastic album."

Thats what I thought! Amy does no wrong. They should know that!

New Amy Interview!!

2009-03-25T12:31:00.002-05:00

Amy Winehouse just completed a small interview for NOW magazine in the UK. And she sounds very happy - and as always is honest and upfront as ever. I love her! Here's some highlights:

On her extended vacation to St. Lucia:
“I just wanted to get away from London in the winter and have a nice break in the sunshine. I liked having a daily routine. I exercised a lot, rode horses, ate better. It was fun and relaxing. I think I needed it."

On drug use as of late:
"I haven't done any smack or crack since before I went out there. None. No cocaine or heroin or anything new. Now I may have guzzled some beer and smoked a lot of weed, but small victories right? As far as that hard stupid shit is concerned, I am clean as a whistle!"

On Blake:
“I still love Blake and I want him to move into my new house with me - that was my plan all along. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s the male version of me and we’re perfect for one another. Alright, I had some fun with a lovely bloke in St. Lucia but that was a holiday thing. I don’t want anybody but Blake. And if you read that I say anything other than that - its a lie. I'll have him back, wait and see."

Dancing Recap

2009-03-25T12:18:00.005-05:00

Here's my little recap of Dancing with the stars this week:

#1) LIL' KIM - The Queen Bee is back in charge this week. She turned in the sexiest dance of them all, and each week her technique is getting better and better!

#2) SHAWN THE GYMNAST - Sure she has chubbo arms. Sure shes kinda piggy. But she is Lil Kim's biggest competition for sure. She was fantastic!

#3) TY THE HICK - He may not speak english too well, but he was the surprise star of the show. When his partner, the "pro", fell over in the dance, he picked her up and recovered very well. He was shockingly good, him and his snaggle tooth (and I dont mean his wife).

#4) NOT FAMOUS GYLLES - He may be kinda sexy, and he may dance well, but he is no star.

#5) THE GIRL WHO GOT DUMPED - Even less of a star than Gylles. She's losing steam for me. I don't like her at all.

#6) THE WOZ - Uh YES, I did just rank him 6th! He was injured twice this week, and still tried his hardest. YES - he looked like a beached whale, and YES I loved it!

#7) IM NOT FUNNY ALAN GRIER - Ugh.

#8) EDYTA IS MY PARTNER - I like Edyta. Thats it.

#9) STEVE-O - Poor crazy Steve-O. This just doesnt make sense. You can jump off a 30 story building and land on your tounge, yet you cant do some shitty watered down ballroom dancing without hurting yourself? I just don't get it.

#10) HOLLY AND HOLLY'S BOOBS - Wow. She just doesnt look happy. She does look like a Barbie doll .. and by that I mean plastic that doesn't bend to walk or dance.

#11) THINGS JUST GOT COMPLICATED - Oh Denise. You will follow in Belinda's footsteps after that.

bye Denise. See you on season 2 of its complicated!

Lil' Kim's Sexy Samba - Week 3

2009-03-25T12:18:00.001-05:00

SHE WORKS IT OUT!
and every week her scores are getting higher!!
LIL KIM FOR THE WIN!

Coming Soon: Beneath the Horizon

2009-03-20T21:21:00.001-05:00

My friend, and one time stage manager for "No Darkness Round My Stone", David Holcombe, is starring in a new film shot in Chicago - Beneath the Horizon. It looks really fantastic! Congrats Dave!!

Backstage with Kim

2009-03-20T20:57:00.001-05:00

SOOOOO CUTE!

American Idol PORN

2009-03-20T19:38:00.001-05:00

American Idol now has its second run-in with the porn industry this season alone. First it was the number for the 13th contestant (which was alexis on the first week) which had to be changed from 13 to 36, because the number containing 13 at the end was a phone sex line. And now, my little Megan, has a link to porn as well. No its not what you think!! Dirty minds! (you wish) Megan, used to go by Megan Corkrey when the competition began, but that was her husbands name, and since they are now divorced, she chose to drop that and go back to her maiden name for the top 12. Megan Joy. Unfortunately there is a porn star by the name of Megan Joy who is currently starring in Desperate Housewhores 6. No lie.

Dial Idol's results

2009-03-20T16:25:00.002-05:00

Country week was a disappointment, with only Megan, Adam, and Kris turning in good performances (for me). However Dial Idol's results (which may or may not be true) show that America is deafer than I thought. Here is the order of who got the most votes from highest to lowest ... sickening almost:

1. DANNY
2. ANOOP
3. LIL
4. MATT
5. KRIS
6. ADAM
7. SCOTT
8. MEGAN
9. ALLISON
10. MICHAEL
11. ALEXIS

what the hell?! Danny #1?? NO WAY. LIL in the top half .. no way?! And Megan and Adam so low?!

Daily Amy: Amy pulls a Lindsay .. or a Britney

2009-03-20T14:44:00.001-05:00

I see London I see France .. I see Amy's underpants

Amy's Replacement

2009-03-20T14:36:00.001-05:00

Rapper and new mommy M.I.A. will be replacing Amy Winehouse at the Coachella Music festival in CA next month. Amy's visa was denied because of a court case, and M.I.A. has recovered from giving birth. Good replacement I say. I love them both!

Awards Circuit Oscar Changeup

2009-03-20T14:29:00.004-05:00

Awards Circuit has announced another updated look at predictions for next years Oscars - and this time some of my favorites showed up, and some surprises. One thing stands strong - still we see Mo'Nique on her road to an Oscar nom (if not win)

Here they are - you can blow up the picture to get a better look

BEST PICTURE
The Lovely Bones
Nine
Shutter Island
Human Factor
Taking Woodstock

BEST ACTOR
Peter Saarsguard - An Education
Johnny Depp - Public Enemies
Daniel Day Lewis - Nine
Morgan Freeman - The Human Factor
Leonardo DiCaprio - Shutter Island

BEST ACTRESS
Michelle Pfieffer - Cheri
Meryl Streep - Julie and Julia
Penelope Cruz - Broken Embraces
Demi Moore - Happy Tears
Gong Li - Shanghai

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Bill Nighey - The Boat That Rocked
Robert Downey Jr - The Soloist
Stanley Tucci - The Lovely Bones
Matt Damon - The Human Factor
Richard Kind - A Serious Man

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Mo'Nique - Precious
Michelle Williams - Shutter Island
Amy Adams - Julie and Julia
Parker Posey - Happy Tears
Rachel Weisz - The Lovely Bones

Judge Judy RULES

2009-03-19T15:14:00.001-05:00

Judge Judy proves why she is one of the most awesome people ever.
Listen to her talk about Obama, Palin, and most importantly GAY MARRIAGE on Larry King Live. Love ya Judes!

Lady Gaga's first movie

2009-03-19T15:13:00.001-05:00

You heard it right, here is Lady Gaga's first film:

AMAZING!

Alexis gone

2009-03-19T13:33:00.003-05:00

Last night American Idol jumped the shark this season .. as if it hadn't already. In a singing competition with maybe only 5 good singers, 3 of which are unique and intriguing to me (that would be Megan, Adam, and Allison) .. they eliminated one of the best singers leaving a LOT of dead weight in the competition, most of whom were safe. It was Alexis who was eliminated over Micheal who was the other bottom feeder of the week. Granted, Alexis struggled on country night, but she has dominated otherwise (she was my favorite on Michael Jackson week, and in the first week of semi-finals). Along with her was Michael who has yet to impress me in any way, especially this week doing country which is supposed to be his thing. And that leaves Alexis out of the tour, so there will be only 3 girls touring, one of which is complete dead weight (Lil). Anyone who agrees that Alexis should go before: Scott (the blind guy who cannot sing in any way at all), Lil (who is an overhyped mess), Michael (who is unimpressive every time he hits the stage), Anoop (who turned in one of the worst performances in the shows history), and Danny (who is primed to win, yet hasn't proved to me that he is any good), is crazy. Sure Alexis wouldn't win, but she should never have gone home so soon. I hate America .. its official.

Adele in Vogue

2009-03-19T12:53:00.003-05:00

Vogue has chosen its new muse, and its none other than Adele!! Vogue editor Anna Wintour styled Adele for the grammys (where she won 2!), and now she is gracing the pages of the magazine, and looking HOT!

Adele is also currently moving to Miami to begin her second album! I simply cannot wait! I love Adele!

R.I.P. Natasha Richardson

2009-03-19T12:44:00.002-05:00

Sad news .. at 45 years old, Natasha Richardson has passed away. Im sure all our thoughts go out to Liam Neeson, Vanessa Redgrave, and all her family and friends. Rest in peace.

The bitch Kenley, arrested

2009-03-19T12:31:00.002-05:00

Project Runway season 5 HAG Kenley, who was a horrible person, was arrested .. and sweet justice is ours. She was arrested in Brooklyn last night after attacking her fiance with a laptop, apples, water, and her own cat!! I couldn't even make this shit up! Kenley was charged with two counts of assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment, according to authorities.

"It was a miscommunication," Kenley told The New York Post. "Fights happen, and that's that. Zak blew this out of proportion in the police report. It was a break-up that went badly. He got what he wanted. I broke up with him. I just thought that we weren't ready to get married."

Oh I would pay to see her rotting in jail for a month or so. That would be a reality show I'd love! In other news, as Nicholas pointed out, if she had married her fiance Zak Penly, her name would have been Kenley Penly.

Daily Amy: Back to Camden

2009-03-19T12:25:00.002-05:00

Amy Winehouse got decked out last night and went, via cab, to Camden - her old UK stomping grounds. Friends and family feared Amy's return to the town where all her troubles began. Amy met up with a large group of friends and first stopped off at The Hawley Arms, one of her favorite pubs. After about an hour she went to her friends home to pick her up, went inside and came out in a different outfit. Then Amy and friends went to the closing night party of Sadie Frost's London play, where Amy knocked back some drinks and then went onto the stage for a singalong. She sang 3 songs, no clue what, but the audience ate it up. Apparently Amy was so loud that you could hear her on the street below where fans crowded to hear Ames sing the night away. At about 3 am, Amy left the bar, seeming happy and perhaps a little drunk but no weird behavior to report. Good girl. Know your limits.

Back to Bronze

2009-03-18T13:37:00.002-05:00

Amy Winehouse is addicted to tanning again and yesterday fell asleep in a tanning bed in a UK salon. Luckily there was a 20 minute timer so she isnt burned .. be careful girl!

Natasha Richardson .. sadly brain dead

2009-03-18T13:31:00.001-05:00

Natasha Richardson, actress and Tony award winner, is not dead as earlier reported by some careless news sources. However .. the news is sadly no better. She is brain dead due to a skiing accident. Words cannot say how sad that is.

Feel better!!

2009-03-18T13:26:00.004-05:00

My favorite actress of all time Jessica Lange took a spill at her cabin last night and is in bad shape. She grabbed for a faulty railing and fell down the stairs breaking her shoulder, breaking her collar bone, dislocating her arm, and receiving a cut across her stomach which required stitches! FEEL BETTER JESSICA!!!! I love you!

Bye Bye Belinda

2009-03-18T13:15:00.002-05:00

The first casualty from the Dancing with the Stars group had been announced, and its none other than camel toe herself. Poor Belinda Carlisle didnt have the beat after all. She left over Steve, the fatty from Apple, whom I really think is joyful and I am glad he stayed. However Belinda and her camel toe will always hold a soft soft in my heart. Nicholas, on the other hand is devastated.

American Idol Report Card

2009-03-18T13:07:00.002-05:00

Blow up this picture to get my report card grades for last nights performances:

My Girl Megan

2009-03-18T12:38:00.001-05:00

Here's Megan's AWESOME "Walking After Midnight"

American Idol Top 11

2009-03-18T11:37:00.004-05:00

Last night the top 11 sang Country and celebrated the Grand Ole Opry with country's own skeleton Randy Travis. Here is how I ranked them:

It was a rather dissapointing night, aside from my top 3 spots who were all fantastic. So here is the ranking in full:

#1 - MEGAN
My favorite of the season brought out her A game, and we found out shes been in the hospital ALL week with the flu, and couldn't even perform at the dress rehearsal. She sounded AMAZING, even for her, and I have always loved her voice. She was subdued in performance, and based it all on her origional vocals. She made Patsy Cline proud I'm sure. And best of all .. she didn't say a word about being sick, the judges did. And in a night of talking back from 75% of the contestants, I enjoyed Megan just standing there and taking her rave compliments from the judges without crying out to America with an excuse. She looked great, sounded great, and IS great! And besides Michael (who was terrible) I feel she was the only one who actually sang country.

#2 - ADAM
Looking at reviews online, and just listening to the judges last night, I know that this performance was either a love or a hate. Put me down in the LOVE category. With all capital letters!! This was over the top, dramatic, crazy, intense, sexy, weird, everything. And thank God, because most everyone tonight was boring or dissapointing, and Adam will never be that. And the vocals were on point! And he kept his mouth shut and didn't talk back when the judges told him they hated it.

#3 - KRIS
Surprise of the week! I like him again, this time much better than last week. He sang me and Nicholas' song, and he sang the Adele version. Sure it was a bit copycat, but I really enjoyed his vocals. I also enjoy that he sat on a stool and sang, he didn't have to run around like a fool (Danny!). He has surprised me so far. I actually like him!

#4 - ALLISON
It was a good song choice, and it was was overall a good performance. However I was a bit bored with it. There was nothing new with her interpretation. She sounded good 90% of the time though, which was nice.

#5 - MATT
Although I was very bored, and think he is being extremely safe, both weeks, I still like Matt and its beyond question that he has a fantastic voice and is amazing at the piano (something Scott knows nothing about on either end). I hope he steps it up though, he's getting boring.

#6 - ANOOP
Much better than the disaster that was last week. He sounded good, but this song was a risky choice because all I remember was when Fantasia sang it years ago, and she sang it about 10 million times better than Anoop. I do not like him, this time he was in tune though.

#7 - ALEXIS
What a drop in my rankings. My last weeks #1 is now #7. She took on Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' and she just almost butchered it. Sadly. Some of it sounded okay, sure, but overall it was a HUGE dissapointment. And when she started talking back to judges and making excuses - that didn't help.

#8 - MICHAEL
This was what happens when a bad rapper meets bad country. This was a terrible song choice, which he stupidly made when he could have picked any country song, and because of the twang in his voice - he could have sounded better than most. This was an utter mess. The only reason I ranked him so high is because it was country night and he is a country singer - and he sang better than the rest ... sadly. And shut your mouth Michael .. no one cares to hear your reasons why you think you didn't suck!

#9 - DANNY
How many times can I saw overrated? He was a MESS this week. The first half of his song was the worst singing of the night (well .. maybe not theres 2 hot messes under him). I hate that the audience loves him, I hate that he sang about Jesus taking the wheel, I pretty much hated all of this.

#10 - LIL
The other completely OVERRATED contestant this year fell flat on her face. This was BY FAR the worst performance of hers, and of any girl this season. This was terrible. If she doesn't land in the bottom 3 tonight - there will be no justice. She just doesn't cut it. Bland would be a compliment at this point.

#11 - SCOTT
Go. Home. Now. He cannot sing AT ALL. This was a joke. Honestly A JOKE! Worst performance of the season, this or any.

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Now all that being said .. I KNOW america is STUPID and cannot hear the bile that spews out of Scott, Lil, and Danny's mouths .. so I am sure none of those 3 will be in the bottom three. No instead I predict it will be: Michael, Alexis, and Kris in the bottom three. Which would be a shame - especially on the Kris end of things. Although I dont know how safe Allison and my girl Megan are either. Who knows. All I know is that LIL or SCOTT should be gone tonight.

and sadly it will never happen

Dancing Rankings

2009-03-17T15:02:00.002-05:00

So tonight someone is eliminated from Dancing with the Stars, after 2 dances, here's my rankings of the "celebs"

1) LIL KIM - Of course she's my number one! She's my favorite!! Not only that, she can dance. She's done 2 different styles of dance and she did them well!! I love her, I love it! She's what the show is about, taking a celeb .. a REAL celeb .. who doesn't dance, and teaching them to dance. She's doing it. And she's doing it 'WAY BIG'!

2) GILLES NAKED GUY FROM SEX IN THE CITY - Come on, if he's a celeb, so am I! Just kidding. But he is no celeb. He is however a good dancer.

3) MAN-ARMS SHAWN - Olympic gymnast and now beefy dancer, Shawn is pretty good .. but she just doesn't excite me in any way.

4) DUMPED BACHELORETTE MELISSA - She is NO celebrity in any way, shape, or form. Instead of her ass they should have gotten NEW YORK! She took her dumping and made it into a fortune! This bitch also has dance training, no wonder shes one of the best dancers. I dont like her.

5) JEWEL'S RODEO HUSBAND - I dont know his name .. no one does. But he was pretty good on week 2. Maybe he can make up for the fact that his wife lost her footing when her snaggletooth weighed down her ankles.

6) HOLLY! - I just love the girls next door, and especially Holly. But she is just embarassing herself at this point. Hope it gets better.

7) KATHY GRIFFINS FATTY EX WHO INVENTED APPLE - Okay, hes obviously the worst dancer ... maybe (thats left for you Belinda), BUT he is obviously having the most fun. And he is fighting to stay in the competition. I think hes fun.

8) COUNTRY SINGER NO ONE HAS HEARD OF WHO IS MARRIED TO HIS PARTNER - Who the hell is this guy? Why should I care if he and his wife can dance. My office pool is there is a divorce before seasons end.

9) ITS COMPLICATED - Why yes, I am referring to Denise Richards. She is a hot mess in every level. And thankfully she's on this show so we can see another side of her craziness. She's not a good dancer, in any way. But please let her stay around to cry another week or two.

10) STEVE-O - I like Steve-O, but he's out of his league. And now he's injured. How can you staple your nuts to your asshole and not get hurt, yet rush to the hospital from a sommersault?

11) FOOTBALL PLAYER I DONT CARE ABOUT - I . dont. care.

12) BELINDA "THE CAMEL TOE" CARLISLE - She is just a slow droopy mess. Which does make her all that more entertaining. But that shimmering glimpse of her camel's toe at the end of her routine last night, is emblazened in my mind forever. You go girl! You suck ... But you go!

13) CAREER WAS OVER WHEN LIVING IN COLOR WAS CANCELED ALAN GRIER - Please go home. Youre not funny. Youre not good. Youre not a celeb anymore.

I predict that Belinda or Steve (either one .. you pick) are out tonight.

Lets see

Lil' Kim's media blitz continues

2009-03-17T13:33:00.001-05:00

Lil' Kim : Quickstep

2009-03-17T13:27:00.001-05:00

Lil' Kim blew me and the judges away again last night with her professional quickstep! She is certainly one to beat in this competition.

Daily Amy: Cute Trip to Court

2009-03-17T13:16:00.003-05:00

Amy Winehouse attended court this morning, where she pleaded innocent to the charge that she punched a woman in the face at a private concert. The incident has caused her US visa to be denied, so she cannot headline Coachella as planned. However she has just signed on to headline the Jazz Festival in St. Lucia, where she just vacationed and rehabbed for 3 months. In court she arrived on time, with her father by her side. And she looked CUTE AS HELL! The looks are back folks!!! Here are the pictures to prove it.

In court she said her name was: Amy Jade Civil - her married name. She still is intent on meeting with Blake. Her dad said the following in a brief interview: "Amy wants to resolve the situation. She's guilty of loving him, stupid girl! I'm not saying she's going back to him, she just wants to talk. I want her to get divorced. I want Blake and his family out of our lives. I just hope Amy can stay away from him. It's the only chance she has. Blake's a destructive influence on her life. And he's a liar. This is the man who openly admitted he introduced Amy to Class A drugs. Amy nearly ended up dead thanks to him. This is the man who kicked a barman so hard he needed his face rebuilt. He's after £5million. Does he think we're idiots?"

Amy, however was only positive as she left court. Asked how she was she responded: "Look at me! I'm fine thank you!"

HAHAHA

2009-03-16T15:56:00.000-05:00

funniest survivor ever

Coming Soon: Miracle Worker

2009-03-13T20:53:00.002-05:00

My new show: The Miracle Worker, is in rehearsals and has previews and opening night coming up. Here is all the info. you'd need:

THE MIRACLE WORKER
BY: WILLIAM GIBSON

APRIL 20 - May 17, 2009

previews April 18 & 19

The story of Helen Keller, her teacher Annie Sullivan and their journey out of darkness. Deaf and blind due to childhood illness, Helen Keller lives a near feral existence at the hands of her indulgent family. When her behavior becomes unmanageable, the Kellers’ hire governess Annie Sullivan to help control their unruly daughter and bring some much-needed peace to the household. Instead, Annie’s relentless determination to teach Helen language creates new conflicts that force the Kellers’ to reconsider their expectations for their daughter and their attitude towards her affliction. Based on Helen Keller’s autobiography, “The Story of My Life.”

Tickets: 15 dollars / 10 students/seniors
Reservations: 773-275-7930
Online ticket buying: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/58828

Starring:
Casey Chapman as James Keller
Rebecca Chicoine as Annie Sullivan
Laura MacGregor as Aunt Ev
Brita Morland as Helen Keller
Mark Shallow as Captain Keller
Joy Thorbjornsen-Coates as Kate Keller

Kristina Schramm/Director
Lisa Tiess/Asst. Director

Amy out on town

2009-03-13T20:45:00.001-05:00

Amy was looking HOT last night as she attended a party in a local pub (uh oh). But she was on her best behavior. She had some drinks, looked sexy and lucid. Then she left the club, but not before changing into street wear .. see below how she looked on her walk home - still cute! (and in the pic she actually looks like she is helping a even drunker friend home)

2009-03-13T20:40:00.000-05:00

forgive me
i love you

Album Cover - Fashion Girl

2009-03-13T19:59:00.003-05:00

Rumor has it Courtney Love is all done with her second album: Nobodies Daughter, and is now waiting to find the right cover art. Courtney, just look at your many modeling jobs with Givenchy or Lagerfeld, etc etc. Here's some good ideas:

Back together again

2009-03-13T19:14:00.001-05:00

Well well well, my favorite onscreen duo of last year are all set up to be back together on the big screen. None other than "The Wrestler"'s Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei. They are set to star in "The Night Job", which will begin shooting this summer. The plot is listed as:

After ten years on parole, Jimmy Herron’s debt to society will soon be paid in full. But his old partner has recently moved into art smuggling and the NYPD wants Jimmy to frame him… or else. With his wife and child threatened, Jimmy’s life is turned inside out and he’s only got till morning to set things right.

No news onto who is playing what, but I will be there - thats for sure.

Tilda's Latest

2009-03-13T19:07:00.001-05:00

Here is Tilda Swinton's newest film trailer - THE LIMITS OF CONTROL, also starring Bill Murray and Gael García Bernal

Mickey Confirmed for Iron Man

2009-03-13T18:46:00.002-05:00

Mickey Rourke's career just got a blockbuster boost as finally today he was officially announced to play the villain in Iron Man 2. Rourke will play Whiplash, a true to form Russian Villain. However he will have some help, as Scarlett Johannson has been cast as Black Widow - the female baddie. I am super excited!

The famous singer on the Idol groups

2009-03-13T17:55:00.002-05:00

Okay so I found an article in which 4 "famous" superstars in music watch and critique American Idol singers .. no clue how famous they are when they have time to watch and critique AI, but oh well. Although they do not list who the celeb's are, they do give descriptions:

* Our first celebrity won a Grammy award last month, and has released 3 multi-platinum albums in their field.

* Our second celebrity is a Grammy award winning producer

* Our third celebrity is a dancer, choreographer, and song writer.

* Our fourth celebrity is a vocal coach who works with today's most popular musical groups

Here's what they had to say about Michael Jackson week:

LIL ROUNDS
* Lil did a great job with this song!
*This performance was way too shouty for me, almost to the point of being a very loud monotone.
* I normally don’t like songs that require the singer to change the gender of the lyrics, but it wasn’t so blatant with this song so I gave Lil a pass on that.
* I think the vocal could have used a little more grit, bite, and nuance, but her voice still commanded the song.

SCOTT
* It wasn’t the most exciting song ever but it got the audience up on their feet and Scott definitely connected with them.
* Scott didn’t give us a technically brilliant performance, but he made up for it with his moxie.
* He was obviously at home on the piano and did an excellent job!
* This certainly wasn't memorable in any way.

DANNY
* Oh my. I didn’t like the beginning of this song at all. And it kinda threw me off for the rest of the performance.
* Danny’s performance, like Lil’s, was incredibly shouty and somewhat overrated.
* It got much better as he kicked into gear, but all I could think of as he “danced” around was Taylor Hicks.
* He really got into it, and his voice became rich, soulful, and powerful!

MICHAEL
* Michael sounded really great.
* I like this song, but I didn't think it suited Michael's voice much at all.
* The performance was much better that I had expected.
* He was a bit breathy, but he did a pretty decent job with it.

JASMINE
* Her performance was very controlled but at times I felt like she didn’t quite hit the note she was looking for.
* Jasmine proved herself this week.
* Jasmine’s performance didn’t start off bad, but I got bored very quickly.
* I watched a teenage girl who, while poised, still seemed overwhelmed by the experience.

KRIS
* There were some iffy notes in there and I didn’t love it.
* What exactly did that guitar add to the performance?
* Kris surprised me by coming out with such energy.
* Unfortunately, tonight, the band arrangement overwhelmed him.

ALLISON
* She did her thing, but it didn't do much for me.
* I thought this was the best performance of the week so far.
* I’m not quite sure what to think about Allison’s performance, but she definitely looked comfortable on the stage.
* I think the balance of the band and her voice wasn't as blended or powerful as it could have been, resulting in a performance that seemed slightly underwhelming to me.

ANOOP
* It just didn't work.
* Anoop gave such a weak, bland performance.
* It seemed like karaoke – good karaoke, but still karaoke.
* This is the worst performance of the night so far.

JORGEY
* Oh yikes, Jorge had some rough notes.
* This was a humongous letdown.
* It was a bit boring and awkward and a poor song choice.
* Jorge didn't have the ability to show his strengths as an artist.

MEGAN
* She was all over the place.
* I wanted to like someone as fun as Megan, but she needed to find a key and stick with it.
* She is infectious on the stage, and I like it.
* Well, you love her or you hate her, and I'm in the camp that really enjoys her quirky style and voice.

ADAM
* I haven’t been the biggest Adam fan but I really liked his performance this week!
* I’ll say this was my favorite performance of the season so far
* So far over the top it was ridiculous.
* Adam is unquestionably the most charismatic performer on the Idol stage this year.

MATT
* He sounded good, didn’t blow me away but it wasn’t bad.
* Not the best of the week, not the worst.
* It was okay, but not great.
* Still, I felt like he let his voice take a backseat in the performance, which is unfortunate, considering he actually gave glimpses a rather good vocal performance.

ALEXIS
* Alexis did her thing with it but it sounded like she ran out of breath at times, especially at the start.
* Alexis gave us enough reason to know the number 36.
* Not the best of the night, but certainly up there.
* Very over the top and uninpressive.

New tattoo? Heres an idea

2009-03-13T14:04:00.001-05:00

Some Amy Winehouse fans have taken it to a new level, and I am a little jealous

Daily Amy 2: Banned from US (again)

2009-03-13T13:49:00.002-05:00

Its deja-vu all over again as Amy Winehouse was yet again denied a Visa to enter the US. This time she had to pull out of Coachella, last time she had to pull out of live Grammy performance (which they ended up showing via satellite). The reason all surrounds the assault charge I blogged about a week or so ago. About 6 months ago Amy punched some fan in the face at a private concert event, and now the woman has slapped Amy with an assault charge. Because it hasn't gone to court yet, Amy is held in the UK and not allowed to travel to the US. BUMMER!

HOWEVER, the good news is, Amy will be able to perform 5 concerts in the UK for the anniversary of Island Records, her label. Those concerts are planned for next month! HOORAY!

Daily Amy: Still wanting Blake

2009-03-13T13:46:00.001-05:00

While the news surrounding the now-free jailbird Blake is that he has shacked up with a 16 year old girlfriend, Amy Winehouse is still trying to get her husband back. Amy Winehouse released a statement through her publicist and her UK facebook page, that she would "Give up music for Blake, because nothing is as important as him." She also asked: "Where is my oblivious Blakey boy? This all makes no sense."

Dancing With the Stars Curse?

2009-03-13T13:41:00.001-05:00

First it was Jewel, then it was Nancy O'Dell. Both dropped out of the competition due to injuries. Then this week Steve-O, from Jackass, has gotten himself a pinched nerve, and now Steve W., co-founder of Apple and ex of Kathy Griffin, is in a cast. He refuses to give up though saying his dance this week would be "Even faster and more fun than last week."

Just don't let Lil' Kim get hurt!

The comeback kid?

2009-03-13T13:36:00.003-05:00

Michael Jackson, although creepy and pedophilic, is coming back on tour, after a long hiatus. He needs the money folks, he is bankrupt basically. But .. NOT ANYMORE. He is throwing all his pennies into the pot of his "This is It" tour, which will be in London. And .. IT PAID OFF. Michael SOLD OUT all 50 shows hew planned in the HUGE London's O2 arena. Tickets went from as much as 200 bucks to the highest price 14,000$ .. WOW. I guess the king is back?

Lady Gaga Tour Going Now

2009-03-13T13:35:00.002-05:00

click above to watch the opening of Lady Gaga's tour!!!
It also contains Papparazzi - my fav song!

Coming Soon: IT (remake)

2009-03-13T13:33:00.001-05:00

I dont know whether to rejoice or be pissed. But Warner Brothers has bought the rights to Stephen King's "IT", one of the scariest made for tv mini-series ever. I know I had nightmares as a child about this film. But it is SO good, how could it ever be better? And if they dont cast Tim Curry - they fail I say.

Grey Gardens - The movie

2009-03-13T13:30:00.001-05:00

HBO has filmed and is about to premiere "Grey Gardens" the movie, based off of the documentray of the same title, which was also turned into a hit broadway musical. It is one of my favorite documentaries (if not films) of all time. I was skeptical when I heard they were making it into a film version, and even more skeptical when they cast Drew Barrymore as Little Edie. However, Jessica Lange - my favorite actress of all time, was cast as big Edie and I got excited. However from the little promo's Ive seen, including the one above - it looks AMAZING!